Mr E

I've just trod on a spiiike

[Mr E @Elliot_CB]

Hi @ohwhatatimepod unfortunately as a freelancer in the media, I of course have no money and am not a full timer, but it is imperative that I bring to you what surely must be hot favourite for History's Worst Job, from a very good history book on Maidstone.

[Mr E @Elliot_CB]

@DownloadFest you have to open up and staff egress from the male urinals or yhr rest of the weekend is going to be a disaster (I mean, it already will be tomorrow because you will have oversold for sleep token and no one will be able to access the limited facilities)

[Mr E @Elliot_CB]

@HerrLeopard You can't even bear to show your face though

[Mr E @Elliot_CB]

@David_Moscrop while failing to add what you should describe them as instead

[Mr E @Elliot_CB]

@ItsDougie1980 @MerylStreek @kingtuts is it really a Meryl Streek show if there's a light on?

[Mr E @Elliot_CB]

@Brian_Kennedy @DavidSacks So no fact checking, oversight or credibility?

[Mr E @Elliot_CB]

@TheNewsAgents @maitlis @jonsopel @lewis_goodall His opponent was a black woman

[Mr E @Elliot_CB]

@RonFilipkowski Any reason for no wedding ring?

[Mr E @Elliot_CB]

@ellkay_ @imshanereaction Wonder who in Umbrella Academy was influenced by Rogan

[Mr E @Elliot_CB]

@robbystarbuck @X Great content, very convincing.
https://t.co/R5X5p1zMtb

[Mr E @Elliot_CB]

@christopherhope @GBNEWS almost like your russian influence campaign is irrelevant

[Mr E @Elliot_CB]

@hol40900 @Haggis_UK please return to "Sharing my own opinions on #Meghan and #Diana"

[Mr E @Elliot_CB]

@_georgina666 this would do numbers if @dank_ackroyd posted it about Mecca bingo in Wednesbury

[Mr E @Elliot_CB]

@RobertJenrick @Daily_Express You had 14 years dickhead

[Mr E @Elliot_CB]

@MirrorCeleb @Beigerevenge This might be the shittest headline ever written.

[Mr E @Elliot_CB]

@robelinda2 Amazing that for all that they were still 99 short.

Warne 10/160 in the 2nd Ashes test 05 worth a mention

[Mr E @Elliot_CB]

@T_I_F_G
https://t.co/HGYPkzso1z

[Mr E @Elliot_CB]

@BBCNews Not unsung then

[Emma 💛💙🇩🇰🇬🇧🇪🇺 @MonkEmma]

So to sum up:

A study that found Conservatives are more likely to have increased areas of the brain associated with fear, anxiety and depression, lead to a @MailOnline headline claiming conservatives were more compassionate!

WTF?!

#ToryLies
#RightWingPress

9/9

[Peter Jukes @peterjukes]

Georgian trans model murdered after parliament passes ‘anti-LGBTQ+’ law https://t.co/HPjfpEoWre