Elliot goldstein

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[Elliot goldstein @Elliotmogold]

11-year-old kid predicting the world cup to perfection.

#perfection #WorldCup #WorldCup2018 #WorldCupRussia https://t.co/b8dyODMNuZ

[Meira Axler @meira_axler]

My sons #WorldCup2018 predictions. Do you agree?
#FIFAWorldCup #whowillwin #sportslife

[Elliot goldstein @Elliotmogold]

Happy Canada day! without you Maple syrup would only be artificial and disgusting!
@Canada #best #maple #syrup #realdeal #thisisonlyoneofmany #youguysaregreat #maplesyrup #CanadaDay #canada #usasupportsyou

[Elliot goldstein @Elliotmogold]

When its time to work but the universe is telling you to think about everything going on in your life @universetoday

#spacingout #sidetracked #procrastination #life #problems #solution #thoughtsinmotion #thoughts #thoughtsoftheday #work #hardlyworking #universe #talkingtomyself

[Elliot goldstein @Elliotmogold]

Two things are infinite. The universe and human stupidity.
......and I'm not so sure about the universe. - @AlbertEinstein
#WednesdayWisdom #Wednesday #WednesdayMotivation #alberteinstein #Universe #humans #Stupidity #infinite #notsure #Two #things #humanityisdoomed #HumpDay

[Elliot goldstein @Elliotmogold]

How many missiles does it take to get the center of the world's attention? 1......2.........never?

#IsraelUnderFire #defend

[Elliot goldstein @Elliotmogold]

@Twitter should add an international trends option, It would be delightful what is trending worldwide.

#Twitter #tweet #worldwide #options #together #united #trends

[Elliot goldstein @Elliotmogold]

Is it considered a "bedtime" story for adults that when they read a book before they go to sleep or is that only for kids?

[Elliot goldstein @Elliotmogold]

He was brave for our country and fought hard to live freely.

#Harambe #MemorialDay2018 #MemorialDay #remember #RememberTheFallen https://t.co/5iIN3NYNlx

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Two years ago today, we lost Harambe. We won’t forget #SweetPrince

[Elliot goldstein @Elliotmogold]

We remember the brave American troops who have fallen in the line of duty all the way from Israel.
#MemorialDay #WeRemember #American #American #Israel #GodBlessAmerica #GodBlessOurMilitary #GodBlessTheUSA #USA #TROOPS #Soldiers #Brave #BraveSouls #terrorvictims #Duty #service

[Elliot goldstein @Elliotmogold]

If you had to decide between saving a family member from abduction or getting that last slice of people before someone else does, you would go for that last slice of pizza without a doubt!

[Elliot goldstein @Elliotmogold]

Fun fact: kangaroos cant jump backward. thanks @danieltosh

#snapplefact #kangaroos #mind #facts #imnotsureitsfact #comedy #FunFacts #funny

[Elliot goldstein @Elliotmogold]

If you had a million dollars....would you kindly give it to me? @MONEY
Kindly PM for the account number.
#invest #investinme #money #Moneymaker #dough #cash #credit #wired #transfer #checks #MuchoGusto #donate #lol #amilliondreams #MillionDollarBaby #KindnessIsMagic #Comeon

[Elliot goldstein @Elliotmogold]

Mondays back again! Time to conquer the world. (#literally) @Happy_Mondays

#PositiveMentalAttitude #conqueringtheworld #bringthepain #notgonnafail #giveitmyall #workworkwork #MotivationMonday #MondayMotivation #MondayMorning #Monday #EVERYDAY #SpongeBob #igotthis #FYI

[Elliot goldstein @Elliotmogold]

Simon Sinek is fantastic!! https://t.co/Ra5kwNztCh

[Business Insider @BusinessInsider]

Why the best businesses are usually formed from personal experiences

[Elliot goldstein @Elliotmogold]

#ItDoesntCostAnythingTo smile

#smile #smiling

[Elliot goldstein @Elliotmogold]

Politics Politics Politics that's all I see and breathe...
#politics #itneverends #toomuchbs #cantfocusonanythingelse #why
#peaceofmind

[Elliot goldstein @Elliotmogold]

@googoodolls "Iris" is just amazing no matter how many times I listen to it.

#Goodmusic #nevergetsold #iris #googoodolls #Legendary #amazin #classic #Classics #TuesdayThoughts #lovingit #Relaxed #unlimited #AllDayAllKnights #likenew #forthefirsttime

[Elliot goldstein @Elliotmogold]

The struggle isn't waking up early, rather leaving the bed is. @Unteys92

#struggleisreal #mybedtoocomfy #gettingup #igottobestronger #bedistheenemy #butalsoaally #thestruggleisreal #gottagetup #pathtoentreprenuership #makedatmoney

[Elliot goldstein @Elliotmogold]

It's daytime somewhere in the world, so that's why I can't sleep?@sleep_official
#whyamiup #timetosleep #cantsleep #doineed #sleep #notsleeping #mymindisstillrunning #dontwannagetuplateagain #daytime #somewhere #nighttime #world #reasonsicantsleep #reasons #procrastination #help

[Elliot goldstein @Elliotmogold]

Sometimes "Simple" is best. https://t.co/o1HrpmVDUg

[Business Insider @BusinessInsider]

Warren Buffett calls his modest home the "third-best investment he's ever made"