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[goober @ElliottHumberst]

I don’t wipe my ass cuz I don’t worry about shittttttt.

[goober @ElliottHumberst]

I’m wearing a du-rag at Barney’s #londonOn

[goober @ElliottHumberst]

Gloving in the 2030 Olympics please #MilanoCortinaOlympic2026

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

Ernie Clement on his Blue Jays teammates:

“I’d go to war with Jeff Hoffman every day of the week. I want him on the mound. I want [Shane Bieber] on the mound. Those are guys who I would take a bullet for.” ❤️

[goober @ElliottHumberst]

@stoolpresidente Suck my dik Dave

[goober @ElliottHumberst]

Just made my final truck payment🙌👏🏻 feeling blessed, still owe a lot just not making anymore payments.

[goober @ElliottHumberst]

What came first the waffle or the waffle maker?

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

this nigga kanye ☠️☠️

[goober @ElliottHumberst]

Keep your friends close and your enemies toaster

[goober @ElliottHumberst]

Only way out is right back in there.

[goober @ElliottHumberst]

Taylor made

[goober @ElliottHumberst]

Just cuz there’s a goalie, doesn’t mean u can’t score

[goober @ElliottHumberst]

@picassopunks 🚀

[goober @ElliottHumberst]

#NewProfilePic

[goober @ElliottHumberst]

@4VL0NE U sittin on your ass rn

[Roddy Ricch @RoddyRicch]

freah 18 🤯 https://t.co/7c0egLX7IM

[goober @ElliottHumberst]

Today Bell will donate 5¢ towards #mentalhealth initiatives for each use of #BellLetsTalk.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

One day when I’m done with this craziness imma sit back and say I did it my way and I didnt answer to anyone

[Lil Pump @lilpump]

I sold Xanax to tiger woods https://t.co/wvhiT9w7u9