Elliott Ryan Turek

Millennial, retired student athlete, home brewer, fantasy football league manager and traveling new englander - tweets are my own and rts are someone elses

[Elliott Ryan Turek @ElliottTurek]

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[𝕏tían @pistoIp3te]

I am a 55-year-old lifelong Republican. I hunt, fish, own an AR-15, and listen to Hank Williams, Jr. and I’m voting Democrat for the first time in my life to save our democracy

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

CASTELLANOS HOMER LOL NO WAY

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Our #OpeningDay lineup in Houston.

#RepBX

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Woah.

Klarna's AI customer support agent is able to handle 2/3rd of the requests by itself in its first month.

It is doing the job of 700 full-time agents.

[Elliott Ryan Turek @ElliottTurek]

“I bought a French hat” 🤣🤣🤣

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

She thought France is like in Emily in Paris

[Elliott Ryan Turek @ElliottTurek]

@BgreatOrDieTryn I went to a PSG game in Paris last year and the other teams fans lit fireworks and had like bonfire going on in the stands. PSGs main fan section didn’t stop chanting the whole game - it’s different dude !

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

TD passes this season:

---> Joe Flacco: 13
New York Giants: 13
Carolina Panthers: 13
Pittsburgh Steelers: 12
Tennessee Titans: 12
New York Jets: 11

[Coach Dan Casey @CoachDanCasey]

A common sense solution.

College Football needs a Commissioner.

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

- Spent a 3rd on Will Grier
- Signed Bridgewater ($33M guaranteed).
- Cut Cam
- Traded a 2nd, 4th and 6th for Darnold
- Traded Bridgewater for a 6th
- Picked up Darnold's $18.85M option
- Signed Cam
- Spent a 3rd on Matt Corral
- Traded for Baker
- Cut Baker
- Cut Cam
- Drafted Young over Stroud
- Fired Frank Reich after 11 games

[Elliott Ryan Turek @ElliottTurek]

Where is flying from? Don’t care if it was a private jet but anything over 1hr fight time there is zero reason to Be wearing this fit.

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Timothee Chalamet is seen upon arrival at Narita International Airport in Narita, Japan.

[Elliott Ryan Turek @ElliottTurek]

@PatMcAfeeShow My corgi does the exact same thing on football Sundays with me and my daughter - enjoy!

[Elliott Ryan Turek @ElliottTurek]

@minakimes Been there multiple times the past 9 months. This face also covers when they wake up multiple times after being soothed to sleep, waking up at 5:45 am instead of 7am, generally any time they disrupt sleep 😅

[Elliott Ryan Turek @ElliottTurek]

@BarstoolBigCat Why they separated like that? Some vegan or have allergens? Given their size it seems like the separator doesn’t do much at all!

[Elliott Ryan Turek @ElliottTurek]

@GovNedLamont Roger’s Orchard Southington!

[Elliott Ryan Turek @ElliottTurek]

You apparently don’t …

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

how do you stop this play

[Elliott Ryan Turek @ElliottTurek]

@RGIII @MarkHyman @dannykanell Reminds me of the “where was Obama on 9/11” comments ! Lot of folks grasping at straws when it comes to Deion…

[Elliott Ryan Turek @ElliottTurek]

@wingoz Agree considering they are crunchy- if it was puffs I’d throw them out with the Funyons. If bbq Frito twists were here, though, that would be a tough call

[Elliott Ryan Turek @ElliottTurek]

Since when did the Rock become a Colorado team ambassador?! The amount of people associated with this team is unreal. Next week Obama or another celebrity will be there during the pre gam prep talk 😂

[X-Tok @X_tik_tok]

Mama said kick your ass. #CoachPrime #ColoradoBuffs #ColoradoState #Colorado

[The New York Times @nytimes]

An explosion tore through an apartment building in central Paris on Wednesday, partly collapsing the structure and injuring at least 24 people, according to the French authorities. The origin of the explosion was unclear. https://t.co/4a6Xl1kB2c

[Elliott Ryan Turek @ElliottTurek]

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[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Reaction from the Older Brother is everyone. https://t.co/uYMl8a77I4