Ellis Bunker

[Scotty T MBE @ScottGShore]

How is a geezer who got famous for smashing birds on the telly talking more sense than politicians with upper class backgrounds and education?

Because I aren’t a puppet being controlled by anyone else.

[Scotty T MBE @ScottGShore]

Now this is from a geezer who was in Geordie Shore - but here’s how to make the country prosper:

- If you’re British and you commit a crime, you go to prison.

- If you’re a migrant, and you commit a crime - you should be jailed/deported - and shouldn’t have been here in the first place.

- You should have to apply to enter the UK, and go through months of vetting over income, plans when here, previous convictions and lots of other things… only then, if all clear, should you be allowed to come to the UK and contribute.

- Any migrant that comes, and tries to pillage the benefit system, should have it stopped instantly. Go home if you don’t like it

- If you’re scrounging on benefits, and don’t try and look for any form of work - you should have to do community service to earn your money. Pick up litter if need be.

- No more foreign aid, use all income sourced through taxes to put back into the UK. While people’s tax is sky high and we have homeless people, we should remember charity starts at home.

How simple is that?

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

The Rape Gang Inquiry Report.

https://t.co/EuKgGWBRhS

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

We are delighted to announce that Pedro Porro has signed a new, long-term contract with the Club ✍️

Congratulations, Pedro 🤍

🔗 https://t.co/HqjZ29XztT

[BRITAIN IS BROKEN 🇬🇧 @BROKENBRITAIN0]

🚨BREAKING: The Sudanese migrant who attempted to behead a man in Belfast last night was granted a 5 year visa by the UK government 🇬🇧

MORE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS @Keir_Starmer 🩸 🙌

[suffering @mionomedev]

Will unfairly get lumped in with some others but put in a shift all season and never complained, top lad Pedro

[𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐓𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐡𝐚𝐦 @ChangeForSpurs]

Two home wins in the PL in 25/26, at what cost to you?

The fight continues...

[SP @sspencerukk]

Playing battleships with bossman over what vape you want before 8am isn’t for the weak

Left a bit
Right a bit
No no you just had it

[Zeus⚡️ @Zeus1882x]

Good to see our players finally call out these things

[B. @InvertTheWing]

James Maddison, right there to be the HERO ON HIS DEBUT. TO WIN THE PENALTY, TO SCORE THE PENALTY.

But NOOOOO MR. GILLETT WANTED TO BE A SMARTARSE AND DISOBEY THE RULES OF THE GAME!

[FergieStandards @FergieStandards]

This is crazy. The least yellow cards, 0 red cards and 0 penalties against the team that brawls in both boxes, time wastes at every chance and literally headbutted a player last week.

I’m glad City won’t win this title but this year’s title is tainted by the @FA_PGMOL

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Actor Idris Elba has an idea how to stop knife attacks in the UK.

You're gonna want to hear this one.

[Harvey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @THFCHarvey18]

Anyone English who cares more about Palestine than England please fuck off to Palestine

[Jdm Restore Britain @JdmRestore]

Reform is the short term plan

#Restore is the endgame.

[Lilywhite Rose @Lilywhite_Rose]

#COYS

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

Happy St. George’s Day! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

I want to make Restore Britain's position on illegal migrants abundantly clear.

Every single one would go.

If you've come here illegally or stayed here illegally.

You will be deported.

And yes, that includes women and children - other parties are too scared to mention them. Reform have said they won't deport women. 'Not part of our plan' for the next Government, Farage says.

That is a mistake.

They all need to go.

It won't be particularly pleasant viewing, but it needs to happen.

Restore Britain has produced and released the most comprehensive policy on mass deportations ever devised in British history. A version for legal immigration is currently being worked on, setting out our vision for the 'red list'.

What we are recommending to implement is an unprecedented level of removal. Along with our changes to legal immigration, millions will go.

When I first started talking about this in Parliament, it was heresy. I was insulted and abused. Reform tried to put me in prison because of it - my home was late-night raided by armed police because Farage didn't like the fact I wanted to deport Pakistani rapists.

I stand by every single word I said.

Millions must go.

Under a Restore Britain Government, millions will go.

I promise you that.

[🦈 @cfcyusxf]

he’s genuinely one of the most dislikable footballers itw so this puts the biggest smile on my face

[Russell Quirk @russellquirk]

Ok, an easy one here.

Go. Live. In. Iran… if it’s so fabulous. Good luck!