Elmer Flapjack

Sports, coffee, and goats. I/Me/Mine

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

In March 2000, the South Park guys (Trey Parker, Matt Stone) showed up at Academy Awards in designer women's dresses after taking LSD-laced sugar cubes.

Parker was nominated for Best Song Oscar after writing "Blame Canada" (from South Park film).

They asked Robin Williams to do the performance and he agreed.

The legendary comedian started the song just as Stone and Parker’s acid trip was wearing off.

Parker lost to Phil Collin with “You’ll Be In My Heart” from Tarzan…song kinds slaps tbh.

They said “we fully expected to lose [Oscar’s], just not to Phil Collins”…and proceeded to troll the singer in a number of episodes the next South Park season (lol).

Either way, their entrance is still the greatest Oscar’s Red Carpet performance ever.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Fuck that! 😂

[Elmer Flapjack @ElmerFlapjack]

On the steak!!!!

[Elmer Flapjack @ElmerFlapjack]

@JustPeabsNFL @JoeRay2199 @kfpeters Steve Bono is a buffoon and a bitch

[Elmer Flapjack @ElmerFlapjack]

@JustPeabsNFL Coward

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@Ironhead334 @CallerAngry @JoeRay2199 @Charlie51070 Saying that you are going to call his sister is not a threat. Not surprised that he missed the point of the comment and then lied about it. F-king buffoon. And I'm sure Kerry Ann already knows that her tiny brother Steve is a twat.
#littleperson #pussy

[Elmer Flapjack @ElmerFlapjack]

@CallerAngry @JoeRay2199 @Ironhead334 @Charlie51070 Bono...unblock me, coward.
Ironhead "threatened people"? What was the threat? And he threatened more than 1 person?!?! That seems serious. Or maybe you are just being a drama queen.

[Elmer Flapjack @ElmerFlapjack]

@StanleyPooch Bono is a p u s s y

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@danielscottmyer Just got back from the track

[Elmer Flapjack @ElmerFlapjack]

Big balls drive by Bucs to tie the game.

[Elmer Flapjack @ElmerFlapjack]

@BSF34 @Ironhead334 @JoeRay2199 Biggest little bitch on this app.

[Elmer Flapjack @ElmerFlapjack]

@Ironhead334 @JoeRay2199 Bono and Hammer are obsessed with you. You are a pussy magnet!!!

[Elmer Flapjack @ElmerFlapjack]

@themanmulcahey_ @Ironhead334 Do you think that Mayo is a good coach?

[Elmer Flapjack @ElmerFlapjack]

@Jfc721 @BrycenNFL @JoeRay2199 JoeRay Bono is a buffoon

[Elmer Flapjack @ElmerFlapjack]

Nothing better than the NHL playoffs

[Elmer Flapjack @ElmerFlapjack]

@TheTextLine A test pattern has better ratings than Bones and Smego

[Elmer Flapjack @ElmerFlapjack]

@DangKang616 Buffoonery

[Elmer Flapjack @ElmerFlapjack]

@BSF34 @Ironhead334 @JoeRay2199 Also blocked by super sensitive Marv.

[New York Post @nypost]

Alabama set to be first state to execute a prisoner by forcing them to breathe pure nitrogen https://t.co/JIyIQQNAuj