Paul

There's a chance I'm in your garage

[Paul @ElmerFuddsGun]

@nickthegoatski Surely dubvibes overall

[Paul @ElmerFuddsGun]

>be me
>at airport
>need to shit
>clog toilet
>close lid
>walk out
>leave country 😎😎😎

[Paul @ElmerFuddsGun]

I was starting to think it wouldn’t happen, but I have fallen in love with a waitress. She wasn’t even waiting on our table.

[Paul @ElmerFuddsGun]

If you think I look tired, keep it to your fuckin self. I either already know or don’t want to be told.

[Paul @ElmerFuddsGun]

NO CUZ the things id do to have her whispering in my ear like that

[ken @wandaslizzie]

NO CUZ the things id do to experience this scene for the first time again #ScarletWitch
https://t.co/qj8H7HtOH7

[Paul @ElmerFuddsGun]

@LeCinephiles @thewixgod

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Running through fantasies in my head at night

[Paul @ElmerFuddsGun]

Maybe if I poke her on Facebook that’ll get her attention

[Paul @ElmerFuddsGun]

Poor Riss had no idea what she was getting into

[Paul @ElmerFuddsGun]

@Uber pls let me rotate your map

[Paul @ElmerFuddsGun]

@thewixgod Hands down the worst part about halloumi

[Paul @ElmerFuddsGun]

@9_volt_ @thewixgod me

[Paul @ElmerFuddsGun]

Can’t wait till I’m like 50 and I ask my son to do his chores and he’s just like “ugh dad you can’t pause metaverse gaming”

[Paul @ElmerFuddsGun]

Socially, asthmatics got off easy. I feel like we should be bullied more

[Paul @ElmerFuddsGun]

@shaun_vids @nickthegoatski daytime servers

[Paul @ElmerFuddsGun]

@thewixgod My favourite video trope is killing Joel

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@thewixgod Big Granola claims another victim

[Paul @ElmerFuddsGun]

Forever thankful that swearing is so accepted in Australian culture

[Paul @ElmerFuddsGun]

Life is like that one kid in year 6 who thinks it’s funny to just keep sackwhacking you for no reason