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i guess we’ll never know

[Outfluencer @thewixgod]

border security officers are just glorified bouncers

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tweeted this from the wrong account sorry

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damn i hate the real me

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@ElmerFuddsGun @LeCinephiles Hahahahaha

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Rob with chain on is one of the best defenders in the league 🙅🏻‍♂️🧢

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@reidcurzon @nickthegoatski Don’t have tiktok cant help ya there

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@nickthegoatski @reidcurzon Willy Caballero flow >>>>

[Outfluencer @thewixgod]

Yet to find a way of ending meetings that isn’t awkward. Especially when you say ‘take care’ or ‘all the best’ and someone starts a new sentence 🫠🫠

[Outfluencer @thewixgod]

The time has come to ask, who’s getting the Mitch GF chat tonight??

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how do make halloumi not squeaky

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As if the devs have programmed this loop to continue, no originality anymore

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@nickthegoatski Not with you until I’m safe

[Outfluencer @thewixgod]

Do not accept drinks from this man on March 19th

[Paul Simo @nickthegoatski]

I will get out of last place….if it’s the last thing I ever do.

[Outfluencer @thewixgod]

my favourite video game trope is by far the “back-against-the-wall -impossible-to-survive situation, only for your character to unlock a secret rage ability they didn’t have before”

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@5dollarmoscato You’re 3rd on the list

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somebody just confiscate his phone ffs

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I like watching figure skating but I can’t tell if any of the falls and drama is on purpose or a legit fuckup

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@5dollarmoscato Never recovered 😪😪

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2022 opened my eyes to the magic of granola so it’s already a W year

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@fernanesteban67 U just want a bunda that big don’t be jealous

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@CJ2TREY @fightgamemedia Can’t believe my gambling genius didn’t get a bigger write up