Elmer Pyles

Smile. It Confuses People.

[Elmer Pyles @ElmerPyles]

Starting the petition now! #Scream7 #Scream8 #KevinWilliamson @kevwilliamson

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I’m out here living the plot of a Pixar movie nobody asked for by helping a robot cross the road. Coming Never to a theater near you! No. 5 is alive!

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“Stop missing someone who knows where to find you.” - Ryan Seacrest’s QOTD

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Cancel @CBSBigBrother !! #JusticeForRachel #bb27

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Wow, CBS! Just wow! Definitely canceling my subscription now. Their ability to royally screw up a show in such a short time is unmatched! Never again!

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I just contributed to help with Chris’ fight against a rare cancer. The costs for treatment are overwhelming. Please consider donating or sharing to help him focus on healing. Thank you! https://t.co/pJ23JypNpR

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“A boy you don’t know not liking you is BUTTER on a pancake!!” 🥞 - Coffee Sessions with John

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@1027KIISFM @iHeartRadio

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I’m with Chucky! Call 1-201-500-3347

#RenewChucky #ChuckySeason4 #imwithchucky

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I love when @DoorDash & @VeggieGrill falsely advertise a promotion that doesn’t work. Super fun.

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@Jesse_bslade @RuPaulsDragRace 😂😂😂

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I hate the @USPS ! 🙄

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@WWEGraves The Shade!! “No, we’re not relaunching ECW again..” 😂😂😂

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@GetSpectrum was quick to answer the phone when they thought I wanted to upgrade. But now they know I want to cancel, they got me on hold. 🤔🤔🤔

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@JasonDottley Same. Add me. @ElmerPyles

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@Batwing626 LMAO!!!

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CJ and Tey Memorial Family Fund https://t.co/s2SEFvBjLf

[Elmer Pyles @ElmerPyles]

The funniest line on television is @DohertyShannen asking Siri how many seasons of 90210 there were. I cannot stop laughing! #bh90120

[Aiden Leslie @aidenleslie]

When you stop talking to people, stop talking about them too.

[Elmer Pyles @ElmerPyles]

I keep coming to Twitter thinking I’ll have something profound to say. I think way more witty in real life. 🤷🏻‍♂️