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[m ✰ @mar3uss]

Thought Mandani had turned the stove up on y’all hoes for a minute

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@vanillaopinions Charisma*

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@vanillaopinions She's also utterly chris a-free and represents everything voters hate about democrats

[Cathy Young 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱 @CathyYoung63]

Imagine if Zohran Mamdani had misquoted the Declaration of Independence in his 4th of July speech. We'd get a hundred threads about how this proves yet again that immigrants aren't real Americans and shouldn't be elected to public office

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Sinwar and Netanyahu could have held space for queer voices

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

HOW COULD THEY BE SO FOOLISH?

Instead of waging war, Sinwar and Netanyahu could have invested in reducing the rising Black youth unemployment in Wayne County

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@ferald_gord Atrocities like Hiroshima, Nagasaki, and SALT deduction

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

Unrelated, but I just ran the math:

Tim (re)posted attacks on the right, without bringing up the left in any fashion, 10 times this week.

In contrast, he (re)posted attacks on Democrats/the left 120 times.

He posted explicitly anti-Democrat/pro-Republican content twice.

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Corollary: 99% of Twitter discourse exists on these fringes. All your normie dem friends on Facebook or ig probably like AOC, Mamdani, Buttigieg, Ossoff, Harris, Beshear, Walz, Spanberger, and maybe even Biden. And above all they
likely think Obama was a mostly okay guy

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

@centristlol sorry, if you have an ideology beyond voting blue unquestioningly, you're fringe in this party. we're all extremely weird. accept it and move on

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The right has reinvented haus of decline discourse from first principles

[theo luminati 👁️‍🗨️▲ @theoluminati]

fixing this for you out of the goodness of my heart:

lib: happy birthday

usa: thanks

lib: you’re not perfect

usa: ‘happy birthday’ was fine honestly. like that was enough really. when you think about it

you guys fucking wish you had me

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True. Marx famously wrote about how Russia should invade places that have historically had a lot of Russian speakers

[Madeline Pendleton @JeanGreige]

@kaiser_kenny That is a literal child who has not read Marx who made that btw I’ve spoken to them lol

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@KarnifexMaximus @MisterFireTango @feelsdesperate You sound triggered, snowflake pedocon

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@RedEaglePatriot @TheDemocrats What part of patriotism involves sending birthday gifts to Jeffrey Epstein

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She also used to be the banana cocaine lady lmao she famously came around

[actually @CentristMadness]

Have you ever written a column about how you used to be a supporter of Bashar Al-Assad

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STOP THE COUNT

[Ellis Bates @ElliscbIV]

In honor of the Fourth of July, here's how the original Thirteen Colonies voted in 2024, down to the precinct.

Harris won 52% of the vote and 103 electoral votes, compared to Trump's 46% and 61 electoral votes. The tipping-point state was New Jersey.

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@rowanfornow Been saying this https://t.co/5rR5dK0tMW

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Centrist Dems on this app should reflect on whether their perspectives may be SLIGHTLY biased by using the Elon Nazi App where it’s a nonstop Two Minute Hate against Mamdani every time he so much as breathes

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

there's a lot of centrist dems on here who spend literally 100% of their time punching left and exclusively criticizing Republicans in terms of how bad the left is at beating Republicans (if they mention Republicans at all), and I need them to realize they are part of the problem

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Visiting DC museums I was shocked at the sheer density of 8yos in maga hats I saw

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

The Millennial Trump parents are scarier than boomer Trump tourists in dc right now

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Centrist lib pundits with Mamdani Derangement Syndrome in 2028: “To combat the Dems’ perception of being too far left, reasonable moderates just need to admit that We Must Secure The Existence Of Our People And A Future For White Children. The center is tired of these extremes”

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@rowanfornow He convinced evangelicals that he’s anti abortion despite probably paying for a gazillion abortions when he was a socialite playboy whose hobby was fucking his friends’ wives