Elo

Minha diva pop é o Zeca Pagodinho

[Elo @EloBrum]

Meu sonho

[Mariana Oliveira @marioliveirain]

O dia em que o chute do Mbappé acertou a cara de uma fã e ele a buscou na arquibancada, levou para o campo e a presenteou 🥺

[☂️ @oleemequivocao]

soy Pablo Picasso y estás viendo Disney Channel

[whalefact @awhalefact]

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked a whale and she said “OOooOooOOOOoo
oOooo” and then sank a yacht

[shiv roy's bob @stellamilfburn]

new fav tweet

[jojojorge @jojojorge_]

Wait si esto es cierto en mi próxima vida quiero ser cher

[Manu 🇵🇸 @Cocuto_]

Watching more movies so I can understand Minions & Monsters better

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Would you please not vape your fruity flavor around my kids? my wife and i are raising them organically on Marlboro reds

[Isabela Freitas @IsabelaaFreitas]

sinto que não temos mais músicas intensas como UM MINUTO PARA O FIM DO MUNDO do cpm22

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If I had a dragon, I would NOT be sending him into war. Thank you very much. He’d be safe in his bed with his treats.

[not so hourly haaland 𐙚 @hourlyerling]

this is how I led the girls to the bathroom

[wally b kleeposting @kleeposting]

getting aura is so simple sometimes

[Elo @EloBrum]

Infeliz no simples kkkkkkkk

[tuêzin noia da puc🧣 @vicenzobover]

o bebê infeliz no simples tacando pedra na mãe na roça da família do pai

[HEXALIZADO @Omardeideais]

Acordei com um terrível sentimento no meu coração:

A maldita esperança de ser hexa.

[Shane @sbliss89]

New level of Catholic guilt unlocked: the pope wants to know why you haven’t finished that draft yet.

[Zy @ZyMazza]

Don't worry about it. The Chinese also invented gunpowder, and then literally didn't invent guns because they were using it for fireworks. They love fireworks. They will always use technology for fireworks. They can't help themselves.

[𝜗℘ @22lacei]

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

[gih 🇧🇷 @rmcfjeon]

acho que o jude é propaganda do governo inglês pra aumentar a taxa de natalidade

[pabla 💌 (en crisis existencial) @PablaLunar]

- quien es el mejor del mundo aiii tiki tiki
- hshdjs basta boludo
- quien es el mejor del mundo???? Aaaiii tikitikitiki
- jshdjsj yoo

[njdeprê - marlon @njdmarlon]

toda vez que rodri está triste

as pessoas de bem estão felizes

[TV Quase @TVQuase]

No jogo contra Marrocos, o determinado atleta Raphinha não conseguiu se provar nem pra família dele