🚱jajvert 🚱🐈‍⬛

Pro gamer. gaming journalist. #1 COD zombies player. HAARP engineer. I respect and love all women but I'm really nonchalant and chill like that.

[🚱jajvert 🚱🐈‍⬛ @ElonCorpsePhoto]

Quoting so I can pin this 🔥

[deejay hernandez @pleasekilljay]

#putthatbushonthephone

[佚 🇻🇮 @hhhhccckkttkkss]

Pick a name 👇👇👇👇

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hum_dunkin]

Vulture-sized mosquito lanced my shipmate and drank him like a capri sun he was pale skin and bones in 2 seconds flat

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

Why she dressed like sober Eminem

[Dr. Thorpe Wilby @ThorpeWilby]

@anvyrd Short for condom ... its some sick sex thing perverts put on their penis

[rrat @Autism_Squeaks]

Got a threat to my life in the mail

Kiwifarms and others are encouraging this. People telling me to not take it serious or its just jokes. Explain this shit

[🇦🇷 plimboner 🇦🇷 @orgasmoverlord]

"No, Pomni... what happened to you"

"G-g-g-g-g-gigachad, I am W-w-withered Pomni now..."

"No... I can fix this"

"It's t-t-too late for m-me..."

"No... Pomni please!"

[TaxedBrass @FakeTaxedBrass]

"It's just a drawing!"
Compelling argument! I'm digging up your brother and turning him into a chair.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Me entering the goblin camp

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

My grandfather told me this minutes before he passed away. Lung cancer. Got it in Vietnam from the Agent Orange. He actually used his final breath to say this to me, specifically. Nobody in my family understood what he meant, but at just 6 years old, I knew…

[Yung Nigga Usopp @NiggaDuhPharaoh]

Top 10 most influential inventions:

Nigga asshole fireworks 🔬🧪

[🚱jajvert 🚱🐈‍⬛ @ElonCorpsePhoto]

@rayderweich @bendyjw #ad

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

read the original script. Can’t believe they cut this out of the movie.

[🚱jajvert 🚱🐈‍⬛ @ElonCorpsePhoto]

@ElaraVtuber Call of duty soundtrack is goated https://t.co/eRfGlqcc41

[🚱jajvert 🚱🐈‍⬛ @ElonCorpsePhoto]

"your music is objectively shit and will never be good if you made a single fnf song"

[Stopd @stopdonx]

@Springontw your music is objectively shit and will never be good if you made a single fnf song 4 years ago apparently

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

The Burnt Peanut died in my arms last night. There wasn’t anything I could have done.

[MewZe @MewZe_]

My apology to the Tetris proshipping community
🔴 Twitch: MewZeLIVE

[Jake Clover @DahlHernschwink]

walk cycle for the main character

[🚱jajvert 🚱🐈‍⬛ @ElonCorpsePhoto]

@DETONATEDcom Deviation Games will SAVE Cod Zombies!🧟‍♀️ 🧟‍♂️
Blundell And Jimmy Zielinski will bring BACK,
- Round based maps ONLY 😎
- Richtofen, Nikolai, Richtofen, and Stuhlinger 🤠🤓🤥😇
- Gobblegums🍬
- RETCON Tag Der Toten Ending🚫❌️
- Hard-core Easter Eggs for OGs😤💪💪💪