Elongated Muskrat, CEO (parody, obvi 🥴)

Hi! I’m Elongated Muskrat, but you can call me Elon for short. I’m the CEO of the tweeter machine! ThIs Is ClEaRlY a PaRoDy. #VoteBlue #SaveDemocracy

[Elongated Muskrat, CEO (parody, obvi 🥴) @ElonMuskratCEO]

@williamlegate @JS_Kingston @elonmusk @ahmadtariq07 Agreed! I block anyone/everyone who is subscribed to Twitter Blue. 👌🤷‍♂️

[Elongated Muskrat, CEO (parody, obvi 🥴) @ElonMuskratCEO]

@RIVERVI54147230 @AndrewInYYC @Longjacket2 sCiEnCe mUcH? 🥴🤣

[Elongated Muskrat, CEO (parody, obvi 🥴) @ElonMuskratCEO]

@elonmusk If the world is Springfield, @elonmusk is Homer Simpson. 🥴

[Elongated Muskrat, CEO (parody, obvi 🥴) @ElonMuskratCEO]

@HamlinIsland ❤️❤️❤️

[Elongated Muskrat, CEO (parody, obvi 🥴) @ElonMuskratCEO]

@FuzzyBunnyComic @atensnut @elonmusk Why give @elonmusk ANY dollars a month for nothing? 🤷‍♂️🥴🤣

[Andrew (Taylor’s Version) @AndrewInYYC]

@Josh_oknefski LMAO! I’m from Canada, so I’ve experienced that several times in the past week 🤣
#ImagineThinkingThatMinus20FahrenheitIsActuallyCold

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@joncoopertweets

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@DhalgrenMarquis @ZaackHunt @elonmusk @ElGrecoSF He’s got a legacy verified account. Reading must be difficult for you. 🥺🥴🤣

[Elongated Muskrat, CEO (parody, obvi 🥴) @ElonMuskratCEO]

@elonmusk I mean, you’d need to have a brain in the first place in order to be brainwashed… 🤷‍♂️

[Elongated Muskrat, CEO (parody, obvi 🥴) @ElonMuskratCEO]

@MadScientistFF A Twitter Blue subscription… 🤣

[Elongated Muskrat, CEO (parody, obvi 🥴) @ElonMuskratCEO]

@AndrewInYYC @SnoopDogg I’m Elon Muskrat, and I approve this message. 🦫 🐦

[Christopher Lloyd @DocBrownLloyd]

Twitter isn’t real life, but my love for my decades-long fans is as real as it gets. The sole purpose of these social accounts is to show love back. Thank you!

[Elongated Muskrat, CEO (parody, obvi 🥴) @ElonMuskratCEO]

@elonmusk Definitely! I, for one, would never take out a $13B loan in order to finance the purchase of a social media site that I was grossly overpaying for. That would be fucking moronic!

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@BRPOutpost @MuellerSheWrote 🥴🤣🥴

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@ericareport Because it wouldn’t clear him…it would implicate him. 🤷‍♂️

[Elongated Muskrat, CEO (parody, obvi 🥴) @ElonMuskratCEO]

@joncoopertweets In the past? With several clients! “Allegedly”… 🥴

[Elongated Muskrat, CEO (parody, obvi 🥴) @ElonMuskratCEO]

@kathygriff1n Sorry, I farted. 🦫💨

[Elongated Muskrat, CEO (parody, obvi 🥴) @ElonMuskratCEO]

@elonmusk @BillyM2k You misspelled “jizz”.

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@elonmusk What about freedom of reach-around?

MAKE AMERICA ‘BATE AGAIN! 🤚🍆💦

[Elongated Muskrat, CEO (parody, obvi 🥴) @ElonMuskratCEO]

Sorry, y’all. I fucked up. 🤷‍♂️ #RIPTwitter