ElsaJean 🔆

Stop asking. I am ElsaJean. Not Elsa Jean.

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If you've found your way here, there are many different feelings that you may be having towards me. Regardless of them, social media sucks. Go have a great day in the real world.

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@Skele_CORE @DreamLeaf5 @HarryClov3r I'm concerned that you may be bad at being a human being

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@HarryClov3r @DreamLeaf5 And I notice you have no hair you bald yellow bear loser

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@HunterEKozak The only video they can post that doesn't clearly show it wasn't self-defense is 180p, x3 speed, and blasting Smash Mouth in the background 😭😭😭

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@EChasthemeaning @angler_star @FiercelyVirgo @PalmyrPar Those are (mostly) words

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@CelerityCodes @BAYCBoshi @greg16676935420 It's when I say stupid shit and create friendships 😭

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@basilYam "Didn't ask"

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@boyo_2020 @ArmandDoma This was my first thought 😂

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@nicksortor If you're going to lie about what happened, it helps to not post a video that shows you're lying about what happened.

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@rbiagtan @KobeissiLetter You meant Blackstone, and they only own 0.06% of single-family homes. And this number is already decreasing with time. Blackstone has no meaningful effect on home prices.

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@KiKingler @AnhTNguyn11 @StatisticUrban @envisionedluna Cane's hater is so uncultured that they don't understand what white food is. Cane's hater is racist. Cane's hater can't think of a single criticism of Cane's chicken because they don't realize the sauce is seasoning.

These are the headlines today.

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@abel_mak_07 @ArmandDoma Idk what an IRL bot is, but he seemed to have good intentions. Just grew up in and still has connections with a country that pumps out a lot of anti-US propaganda. He definitely doesn't dislike the US though.

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@KiKingler @AnhTNguyn11 @StatisticUrban @envisionedluna You just made 5 false statements in one tweet. Cane's is king. Even the haters can't disagree.

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@coldhealing @RichardHanania A guy who can't get laid is just a guy. People like guys.

An incel is a guy who can't get laid and takes out his frustration on everyone else. People don't like incels.

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@KiKingler @AnhTNguyn11 @StatisticUrban @envisionedluna You agreed with me and you didn't even realize it. Cane's wins.

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@LinkofSunshine You can say anything if it's hilarious

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@KiKingler @AnhTNguyn11 @StatisticUrban @envisionedluna That's like saying "the chicken shouldn't need seasoning to taste good".

This chicken is made to be eaten with sauce. This chicken is the way that it is, so that it pairs well with the sauce.

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@StatisticUrban 40 hour shift in one day

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@hexskillissue @envisionedluna @hopes_revenge @ExistentialEnso @LinkofSunshine Even the biggest Indian food haters will love things like butter chicken or malai tikka.

It's very rare, but some people have a gene that makes cilantro taste like soap. If that's you, make sure to ask for no cilantro.

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@envisionedluna @hopes_revenge @ExistentialEnso @LinkofSunshine My wife is Indian and her response to this tweet was "What does that even mean"