Jonathan (Living Room Seagull)

Outdoor enthusiast. School safety advocate. Purveyor of fine sandwiches. Here for the humor. And book recommendations.

[Jonathan (Living Room Seagull) @ElsewhereJon]

It’s a black coffee and Cinnamon Toast Crunch kind of morning.
Happy #Saturday

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@TakeMeToErotica I… what?

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Saturday night in the pool.
It started to rain, so I got out. While drying off, I realized how stupid that decision was.
Back in the poll I go (with a fresh beer).
Good evening, all. 🍺

[Jonathan (Living Room Seagull) @ElsewhereJon]

Just popped in to see what’s been happening here lately. Dare I say I missed the chaos.

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@devotedfriend72 Well done. 👏👏👏

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@katieemorann I’ve got a secret recipe and it hits the spot every single time. 👌

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@madbpd It only takes one man to lose to a girl. The other 99 should get smart and beat it.

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@TakeMeToErotica Oh… ☺️

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@theglizzyqueen Stop being so radiant. You’re stealing it from the rest of us.
Also, I’ll have one please and thank you. 🥃

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@RachieRach429 I’d do it with or without a picture. So… yes either way.

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@OctoberFerguson I always appreciate your authenticity. And this is 100% October Ferguson.

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@AfterhoursKp Well done. Very well done. 👏👏👏

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@PracticalBedlam Makes me feel glad that I was able to help.

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@Deep_SpaceFine Speechless…

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I got overheated working outside, so now it’s time to mess around in the garage. And by mess around, I actually mean I’m just laying in a gravity chair, thinking about future projects. Cheers, and happy #Saturday. 🥃

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@PracticalBedlam Please please please take care of yourself. I know what that feels like and I know it’s shitty. I appreciate you. Genuinely. So do the things you have to do. Because you’re important.
Does any of this make sense? I hope so. 🤞

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@weather_katie Whaaaaaaaat?!?!?!?! I had no idea such a thing existed!!! 😍

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@ActwithAlison Even-keeled, usually smiling, always a badass, in a position of power but never failing to show grace.
So… probably the hero.

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@ActwithAlison Definitely a TV series. And multiple seasons.

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@ActwithAlison Matchstick Men.