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[🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @ElvenPsychopath]

The perfect biscuit doesn't exi-

[みっかわ @mikkawachiikwa]

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[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When you accidentally become important at work

[danimtpes @danimtpes]

Southeast Asian news be like:

Malaysia: "POLITICIAN ARRESTED FOR INSULTING ISLAM"

Indonesia: "12 VOLCANOES ERUPT AT THE SAME TIME"

The Philippines: "CHINA CUTS ALL TIES AFTER NAVY CLASHES"

Singapore: "driver suspended for watching porn while driving"

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

length of the table of contents in "united states involvement in regime change"

[B.M. @ireallyhateyou]

Wow. Everyone should read this 1983 article by Roald Dahl. Every word of it. It's literally the same fucking shit as now, with the same kind of impunity, only now it's even much worse. He called it. He fucking called it and they just ignored him and called him an antisemite.

[なたまめ @IGWJGsARifBfO9u]

将来

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[chance @chanceposts]

Sorry for being distant. I’ve been super busy fighting the Thoughts About Giving Up

[miri @eggoslug]

I’ve given my all and it’s only Wednesday

[m @skitzocat]

living just in case things work out

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

not only have i hit rock bottom but i keep discovering new ones like granite basement and limestone cellar and marble dungeon

[hunter @3gpmh]

can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”

[peeleraja @peeleraja]

Friendly reminder that the United Nations seems to exist only so that rich kids of IB schools can play Model UN

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

waking up every morning, saying “i can’t keep living like this” and then continuing to live like that

[🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 @ElvenPsychopath]

fun fact: orchids are named after testicles

[Bryan Cheong @bryancsk]

Singapore likes breeding custom orchids and a diplomatic hat trick is to name them after visiting VIPs. One favourite morphology is the Dendrobium Margaret Thatcher -- it's the most twisted (and sexy[?]) orchid I have ever seen.

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

How it feels to work at my email job while we are heading into WW3

[Hasty @hastyttv]

Pokémon Day into World War III is the most fucked up whiplash one could imagine

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

is life just a series of days where you're tired in the afternoon and wide awake at night, running behind on weekly deadlines, and seeing pants get slim and big and then slim again over the years until you die?

[• @yducknow]

me at the job i begged God for

https://t.co/iQSkh5a3TN