Elvis k.e🇰🇪

Elvis my name

#ForeverCHELSEA💙
#Pharmaciticalindustry😋
#Risktaker😊
#Reggaemusic❤️💚💛
There is beauty,and power in unity
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[MoHa𓃵 @pappi_kheed]

Mwanaume unatoa wapi nguvu ya kupiga dem kofi kwani hauna panga 😂💔.

[🔺Escobar🔻 @_Mr_Richard]

Every woman’s dream is to rule a man, but whoever tries becomes a single mother😹

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

I'm a man of my word. If I say I'm Cumming nothing can stop me, not even a bullet.

[Cassandra 🌺 @Casandrafaith25]

Kwa hizi streets za love nimeona mambo kuna time this mf aliniambia "kwa hii relationship mtu anaeza cheat bora asipatwe" 😂😂

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Unadate dem from a very wealthy family alafu anahepa kwao bila ata shilingi anakam mteseke ni kama hajui mbona ulimdate nkt!!

[Amemba Magufuli @amembamagufuli8]

There is a reason why Raila used to keep his brother, Oburu, out of the public eye.

[Elvis k.e🇰🇪 @ElvisKalingi]

@ModernTrends_Ke Brother..Hali vipi

[Nyamisa Chelagat @Nyamisa_Chela]

Good morning.

[KOT Socha 🇰🇪 @Kotsocha_ke]

Kuna Age ukifika hutaki mambo ya sherehe,,It is just you alone ata madem hutaki.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Ruto was in Dubai yesterday

His daughter was graduating with a degree in interior design from Heriot- Watt University

The fee there is 1.2 M per sem. They have distinctively 3 branches. In Uk, Dubai and Malaysia

Let me work hard my son pia asome prestigious school

Actually, she runs our consulate there. Yeye and Hussein Mohamed’s second wife

Yes, Hussein, formerly royal media and current State house spokes person

His bodyguard shot a man dead over bet ya pool game and nothing has happened. Nothing will happen

Hapo ndio kenya imefika

Frame two is called Hilary Kibiwott, from Baringo. Boda rider

Masters in Commerce.

You see, it is very easy to get masters in Kamasutra, journalism, goonism, catering, administration,

But in commerce, you have to be adept in Math, grammar and have social acuity

He is not alone

Statistics reveal that in every 50 boda riders, 7 are masters holders

Not Diploma. Not Degree… Masters!

Mr President we are not asking for much

You campaigned on hustler nyef nyef and creating job opportunities

Shipping us to be slaves in Asia is not what we bargained for

Putting Kasmuel , Alionya, Oguda , Morara and co on 50k a month salary is not what we bargained for

Hosting Wakorino and illiterate MCAs in State house every week is not what we bargained for

Siasa ya kupanda sun roofs while spewing lies is not what we bargained for

Unavaa custom made watch ya Patel Philippe worth 31M dollars

So reviving kikomi, Store pamba and Aror Dam sio shida

Bro, wantam chants are not hate. They are a testament of our frustrations

Ukicheza, we will make it a reality August 2027

Learn to listen. Bye 🫶

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Hapa Laikipia ata mahindi ziko na spokesman 💀😂.

[Elvis k.e🇰🇪 @ElvisKalingi]

@WilliamsRuto

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

Never thought I would live to see a whole president crushing out on twitter typing like a highschool teenager. Nikama dawa imepenya hadi kwa haga buana.

[Bevalyne Kwamboka @bevalynekwambo3]

A president crashing out on twitter 💃💃💃💃 finyaaaaa

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Marc Cucurella deal is signed and sealed after surprising exclusive story earlier today.

Real Madrid to pay €55m fixed fee plus €5m add-ons as Chelsea allowed medical tests.

Cucurella, new Real Madrid player. 🇪🇸

Here we go, confirmed. ✅🇪🇸

[KIJANA WA ATWORI 🔸 @AtworiYa]

Mmezidi sasa ...😂

[Rola @kofoworola__a]

Tell Kai Havertz only Chelsea can give you this champions league!! Bastard

[Elvis k.e🇰🇪 @ElvisKalingi]

Wapi makende

[Book Ten @Bookten8]

If Arsenal loses today I’m gonna post my private parts

[17 @DxBruyneSZN]

No Gabriel hater will pass without liking. Stay humble you fraud 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

Chelsea remains the pride of London 💙