Elyce Phillips

Nonsensemonger. Writes things for Hard Quiz. Draws things for you. She/her.

[Elyce Phillips @ElycePhillips]

Want to buy some ART? What if I told you it was all portraits of Gine Rinehart? But then what if I also told you it was to raise money for some Indigenous environmental orgs? Well, come on down to our art auction this Saturday!

[Elyce Phillips @ElycePhillips]

@SupportRequests #0380833994

[Elyce Phillips @ElycePhillips]

This is TONIGHT! We’ve also got two pieces up for auction online, if you can’t make it! https://t.co/Dj8j00a7LF

[Elyce Phillips @ElycePhillips]

Want to buy some ART? What if I told you it was all portraits of Gine Rinehart? But then what if I also told you it was to raise money for some Indigenous environmental orgs? Well, come on down to our art auction this Saturday!

[Elyce Phillips @ElycePhillips]

You: I want to go to Madrid to go see Saturn Devouring His Son
Me: We have Goya at home.
(Please come buy this on Saturday, I don’t want it in my house)

[Elyce Phillips @ElycePhillips]

I’ve got two Ginas brewing and they’re both at the full horror stage of being works in progress.

[Elyce Phillips @ElycePhillips]

One painting down! Unfortunately, it’s been a while since I’ve painted or used charcoal and I forgot how hectic fixative spray is and now I’ve fully turned my room into a den to huff fumes in.

[Kristy Diffey @jetlagmama]

If I was in Melbourne I would totally go to this. I have sent a framed Ginagerbread

[Elyce Phillips @ElycePhillips]

We’ve got music, poetry, art for sale, and a few other lil surprise treats! Grab a free ticket here: https://t.co/U6dEeS3r07

[Elyce Phillips @ElycePhillips]

Once again crawling onto this website to offer you a little event you might like to come to, before backing away and not coming back on here for months and months…

[Elyce Phillips @ElycePhillips]

Want to buy some ART? What if I told you it was all portraits of Gine Rinehart? But then what if I also told you it was to raise money for some Indigenous environmental orgs? Well, come on down to our art auction this Saturday!

[Elyce Phillips @ElycePhillips]

(but also it is very nice and validating and a bit dream-fulfilling to slowly be turning into the kind of act that the other comedians come to late at night after their shows)

[Elyce Phillips @ElycePhillips]

Setting up the big TV for the last time tonight! 10pm at @butterflyclub! I’m super proud of this show and would love to do more nights, but as you’ll know if you’ve been, I abhor a programming change, so TONIGHT IS IT. #MICF

https://t.co/nPOFamdChp

[Elyce Phillips @ElycePhillips]

I mean, if venues are reading this, I love to sell tickets, OF COURSE. I do business! I love to participate in commerce and the exchange of comedy for cold hard cash.

[Elyce Phillips @ElycePhillips]

Two people on two different nights have told me the show has ‘Too Many Cooks’ vibes, so if you’re into that, come along!

[Elyce Phillips @ElycePhillips]

Just two more nights to come to ‘Falling Asleep In Front Of The TV At 3am: The 4-D Experience!’ - a show that is very much described by the very long title, so you know what you’re in for.
10pm at @butterflyclub TONIGHT and TOMORROW NIGHT. #MICF
https://t.co/nPOFamdChp

[Elyce Phillips @ElycePhillips]

#MICF achievement unlocked: had my first EVER walkouts last night! In an audience participation bit where I ask what TV show people last binge-watched, someone said ‘The Joe Rogan Experience’ and I lightly roasted them, and apparently they walked out with their mate.

[Elyce Phillips @ElycePhillips]

Truly thrilled to have made a show that self-selects the correct audience

[Elyce Phillips @ElycePhillips]

@squirrel_comedy Very odd! I think they were very tipsy walk-ups.

[Elyce Phillips @ElycePhillips]

Just THREE MORE CHANCES to see this thing and then I’m packing away my big TV FOREVER! 10pm at @butterflyclub this FRIDAY, SATURDAY and SUNDAY! #micf

https://t.co/nPOFamd4rR