Elyce

🐨 melb .22

[Elyce @Elycekate]

Current mood

[Elyce @Elycekate]

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[brokeblack mountain @NayukaGorrie]

I’ve never met a royal enthusiast who wasn’t a big fucken loser

[Kendall @KendallJenner]

i understand what i’ve signed up for but when you release the exact location to where i live THAT is when you’re putting my life in danger. your home is your safe haven, but for me, cuz of outlets like you, my home is anything BUT. you should be ashamed of yourself.

[Elyce @Elycekate]

This is how my nan replies to messages... (eddy is her dog)

[Elyce @Elycekate]

I think Ellie liked masters

[Elyce @Elycekate]

#shitnobodysays

[Elyce @Elycekate]

Thanks @JordyGay2 & @l_w_giles for the selfie stick from Bali that you got me as a present from Bali 🏄🏼

[Elyce @Elycekate]

Me trying to get through this semester..

[Elyce @Elycekate]

@Daeymo @pert_pertser

[Elyce @Elycekate]

Nothing like fresh carrots 🍤

[Elyce @Elycekate]

Katy Perry’s makeup artist came into work today and didn’t even brag

[Elyce @Elycekate]

This shit is the best

[Elyce @Elycekate]

What app is everyone using to make their butt bigger and all of a sudden always slightly blurry ??

[Elyce @Elycekate]

I’m just going going to go ahead and assume that the key ingredient is photoshop

[Elyce @Elycekate]

Married at first sight is such a shit show

[Elyce @Elycekate]

Surely exploiting her OCD by adding her name to it for a profitable app shouldn't be encouraged? OCD is a mental health condition...

[Elyce @Elycekate]

I thought the days of foundation lips were over

[Dan Andrews @DanielAndrewsMP]

Surf, sea and Sun(bury).

https://t.co/sGtv3koWnn

[Elyce @Elycekate]

Why are you getting a facial with eye makeup still on.. WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? TAKE IT OFF!!!

[Elyce @Elycekate]

@Brantiscool I read that as to "anger Julia stone or not"

[Elyce @Elycekate]

Surely I'm not the only one who thinks she looks like she has a mullet...