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[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Manchester United is saddened to bring you the following statement from the family of Denis Law.

[Carl Anka is on leave @Ankaman616]

Manchester United and Arsenal hate each other again.

[Elysian @ElysianKMN]

@chandssrm Weekly matches vs Mortos it is

[Lazy @LazyJam]

Matey here trying to change the clutch on a pack of Salmon

[Elysian @ElysianKMN]

Are they in the room with us right now?

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

📋 The team is in!

#MUFC || #MUNNEW

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

MANCHESTER. IS. RED. 🔴

#MUFC || #MCIMUN

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

I've seen this movie before 🔴🔴

[dan nolan @dannolan]

Someone should cave this guy’s head in with a rock

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

An adored member of the Manchester United family.

We are heartbroken to announce the passing of our beloved Kath Phipps ❤️

[3BM15 @3_bm15]

Get rotated idiot

[LosRatones @LosRatoneslol]

LOS RATONES 2025

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Ruben Amorim will join United on Monday 11 November ⏳🇵🇹

#MUFC

[Elysian @ElysianKMN]

The image for this article is by far the funniest thing about Ten Hairs being sacked. Where's Baldy?

[Chris Wheeler @ChrisWheelerDM]

Erik ten Hag is seen for the first time since his Man United sacking as he hides in the back of a Mercedes and heads to the airport to board a private jet back to the Netherlands
via https://t.co/NRZglgmXyL #mufc https://t.co/YBgCENefbz

[DonJake🦆 #RUDDYUP @NotDonJake]

My Interview with @Impact is now live.

He revealed that he shat himself. I don’t really have much else to say.

Link in comments

[Raphaël Varane @raphaelvarane]

Thank you, football. 🤍

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

To @RaphaelVarane,

You represented our colours with great distinction during your three seasons at Old Trafford.

We thank you for your humility, leadership and commitment. May these qualities serve you well in your next venture.

Once a Red, always a Red.

Yours,
@ManUtd ❤️

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

SHE’S PUTTING CHILDREN IN A CHOCOLATE FACTORY AND THEY’RE COMING OUT BLUEBERRIES

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

TRUMP: I shouldn't say this, but in vermilion city under a truck there's a little pokemon. a beautiful pokemon, the first pokemon, i think

HARRIS: not true.

TRUMP: They won't move the truck. 3 years, they could have moved it. they don't want you to catch the Mew. it's terrible