Elyzabeth Milam

My heart beats to good music, trashy tv, pizza of any kind, and good ole' politics.

[Elyzabeth Milam @ElyzabethAM]

Just had a girl ask me 12 personal questions in a row and then look around&say "man I wish there were some interesting people here" #ohokay

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Angela…your “hot boy didn’t like me in high school” trauma is showing. Stuff it back down sis. #BB26

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@frozengerbil @Grammysue67 @LostToCovid @u3Y4BDE And frankly, you have no right to assume anyone’s beliefs or vaccination history. Please try to remember that you are honoring and discussing people who have died, yet still have families who are mourning and do not wish to see their loved ones death be part of a debate.

[Elyzabeth Milam @ElyzabethAM]

@frozengerbil @LostToCovid Hi there, I’m Colleen’s niece and just now seeing this post after her son came across it. While we love that she was honored as a lost teacher, it is deeply upsetting to see it turned into a discussion of religion and politics.

[Elyzabeth Milam @ElyzabethAM]

Quick question: how did Selena and Gaga make full blown videos on an iPhone and my mom is still taking pictures like this? #momtography

[Elyzabeth Milam @ElyzabethAM]

Like all good southern ladies, that accent comes out thicker when drunk. Renee, y’all. #GoldenGlobes

[Elyzabeth Milam @ElyzabethAM]

Me: I could write a 3 page essay on why Lover is not her best album.
Also Me: Listens to Cruel Summer 5x a day with full car choreography.

[Elyzabeth Milam @ElyzabethAM]

Thought I might be too old to be watching the #MTVVMAs but whoa did I enjoy that Missy Elliot performance. It was MADE for us 30 year olds.

[Elyzabeth Milam @ElyzabethAM]

Are you ever in a perfectly fine mood and then Drive by The Cars comes on and you suddenly feel like a angsty teenager at prom in the 80's? #askingforafriend

[Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser]

Scientists please just tell us when the world is gonna end so I can stop working out

[Chelsea Fagan @Chelsea_Fagan]

do you ever just randomly think about teyana taylor's body in the fade video

[Elyzabeth Milam @ElyzabethAM]

I interrupt this drama to ask...do other people wear trash bags while applying makeup? Is this something I’ve been missing out on? #BigBrother21

[Elyzabeth Milam @ElyzabethAM]

The Texas House right now... #txlege

[Elyzabeth Milam @ElyzabethAM]

The Jacks trying to tell people about Ovi's power and their big plan... #BigBrother21

[Elyzabeth Milam @ElyzabethAM]

Day 137 of session: my hair lives in a bun, I have little desire to wear makeup, and my pants are zipped with a safety pin. #pleaseend #txlege

[Elyzabeth Milam @ElyzabethAM]

Sorry about y’alls dragon show but it’s going to take me a while to recover from Celine Dion on #CarpoolKaraoke

[Elyzabeth Milam @ElyzabethAM]

Am I the only one that’s noticed ever since @Target revamped their stores-all the clothes fall off the hanger at the slightest touch? I mean it looks nice but #bringbackthesturdyhanger

[Elyzabeth Milam @ElyzabethAM]

Portia is me grocery shopping with my mom, or alone, at 29. #howdthathappen #RHOBH

[Elyzabeth Milam @ElyzabethAM]

Me: I feel like I can't get my shit together today.
Coworker in next cube: *whispers* It's never really together

I'm convinced no one can roast you like someone who sits 5 feet away everyday. #cubelife #shesrightthough

[Elyzabeth Milam @ElyzabethAM]

Okay I wasn’t annoyed by all the #sxsw folks until a lady shoved me to take a picture of the TacoDeli wall. #gohomenow

[Elyzabeth Milam @ElyzabethAM]

Y’all pray for me. Ain’t nothing wrong, just finished my first @solidcorestudio class and now can’t walk to my car.