Emily Armstrong

Elephants, fun socks, and silly street names, the memoirs of Emily Rose Armstrong

[Emily Armstrong @EmArmstrong11]

I’m so mad! All I want to do is decorate my new home for Christmas. I bought the cutest sign for my porch from @amazon and they have sent me the wrong one TWICE.. 😡

[Emily Armstrong @EmArmstrong11]

@deidremwong Celebrate every single one of those victories Mama! You’re a rockstar!

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

It’s June 21st and we’re officially declaring it a #CruelSummer. Ain't that the *best* thing you ever heard? 💘☀️

[Emily Armstrong @EmArmstrong11]

“Two” has been an extremely difficult time. Especially as of lately with lots of big changes. Yet even with the challenges of “terrible two tantrums”, I’ve got baby fever like no other! 🥹🙈

[Emily Armstrong @EmArmstrong11]

2000’s country just hits a little different.

[Emily Armstrong @EmArmstrong11]

I’m so tired, but my anxiety is so high that I can not sleep for the life of me.

[Emily Armstrong @EmArmstrong11]

Something’s gotta give. Cause this shit luck of 2023 so far is unnecessary.

[Emily Armstrong @EmArmstrong11]

Korra fell asleep holding my hand tonight. Sometimes she is just the sweetest gal.

[ali @alitaylor]

i buy books at 5x the rate i read them

[Emily Armstrong @EmArmstrong11]

I just stayed up until midnight reading a Colleen Hoover book that I have already read, because even a second time through I still couldn’t put it down.

[Emily Armstrong @EmArmstrong11]

@emsh33a It wrecks you. It’s so fucking sad.

[Emily Armstrong @EmArmstrong11]

@emsh33a Because sometimes you just really need a good cry 🥹

[Emily Armstrong @EmArmstrong11]

I’m not exaggerating when I tell you that Korra wakes up the SECOND I decide I want to nap too. Every. Single. Time.

[Emily Armstrong @EmArmstrong11]

Glad K and I watched The Nightmare Before Christmas this morning because instead of being scared of the skeleton decorations while trick or treating, she was actually excited to say “hi” to them all! 💛

[Emily Armstrong @EmArmstrong11]

Korra’s version of counting is just saying “eight” 😅😂

[Emily Armstrong @EmArmstrong11]

Trev left for work at 6:30 this morning and he is still not home at 9:10 pm because he had to do a night adjust. It was me and K all day and she was so incredibly behaved today! I just love my sweet girl so very much.

[Emily Armstrong @EmArmstrong11]

I made Trevor take money out of the bank for drinks at a wedding tonight only to be told that you had to pay by card when we got there 🤪 what?

[Emily Armstrong @EmArmstrong11]

Korra fell asleep on the car on the way home from Barrel House Z and when she got woken up in the driveway when we got home, she immediately started clapping😂

[Some Mummy that You Used to Know @PritikaRyan]

How to portion control your snacks:

Eat them in the presence of a 3 year old. You’ll be lucky to get two bites.

[Emily Armstrong @EmArmstrong11]

Korra has been awake for 2 hours and she’s literally partying in her crib right now with her stuffed animals.. why though?