Emma Bartel

a little bit annoying

[Emma Bartel @EmBartel]

I know of few things more time exhaustive than following your dad around Home Depot.

[Emma Bartel @EmBartel]

Super pumped to do a paper, for my middle childhood class, on adolescent romantic relationships.

How do you think it would go over if I just wrote, "I've literally been single for my entire 25 years of life so I can't relate to this topic at all."

[Emma Bartel @EmBartel]

This quarantine has given me the precious time to be able to rewatch Phil of the Future.

Can we talk about how Pim was an absolute visionary??? Sarcastic, badass, before her time. Big fan.

[Emma Bartel @EmBartel]

Last night I made the devastating mistake of trying to drink tea in bed.

Turns out dumping boiling lava hot Sleepy Time on your body does not have the same effect as drinking it.

[Emma Bartel @EmBartel]

I think I'm going to start like a companionship service just for people who want someone to go grocery shopping with.

[Rev. Gricel Medina @pastorgricel]

Remember the women..

Hagar, who confronted patriarchy

Esther, an advocate against racism

Deborah, Judge and prophet who fought against the oppression of her people

Junia, who men tried to erase as a female apostle

Priscilla, a church planter during severe persecution

[Emma Bartel @EmBartel]

Hello. Can we talk about how often men are swayed by a pretty face? This is an absolute issue that can no longer be ignored. Thanks.
#TheBachelor

[Emma Bartel @EmBartel]

Currently in the throws of a mid-period mental breakdown.
It's the weirdest feeling to be conscious of the overdramatic and trying to talk yourself out of feeling the way you've convinced yourself to feel.

[Emma Bartel @EmBartel]

@poeyjerkins Kim is so wise.

[Emma Bartel @EmBartel]

I grew up watching this movie and reading the book and I knew everything that was going to happen but I was still shook to my core and weeping the entire movie.

[Emma Bartel @EmBartel]

HELLO TO MY TWO FOLLOWERS!
IT IS IMPORTANT THAT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT LITTLE WOMEN IS INCREDIBLE.

[Emma Bartel @EmBartel]

Currently wearing a sports bra and a sweatshirt to our staff "Christmas" party. How could I possibly be getting away with it??
Sweatshirt. Dress.
A Godsend. A treasure from above. Chic. Sporty. Comfy af.

[Emma Bartel @EmBartel]

A PONY. THAT GIRL THOUGHT A COW WAS A PONY. IS YOU STUPID. #TheBachelor

[Emma Bartel @EmBartel]

How devastating to be living with two boys who do not respect my need to watch other girls embarrass themselves #TheBachelor

[Emma Bartel @EmBartel]

Pray for me. I'm in the window seat but I'm 82% sure I'm gonna have to poop during this flight

[Emma Bartel @EmBartel]

It's a classic Bartel Christmas over here. Dog snuggling, movie watching, and Caleb fixing the present he already broke.

[Emma Bartel @EmBartel]

@gween_bee I used to get so stressed and also excited about Santa's arrival that I couldn't contain it. My parents would tell me to go spend time in the bathroom before we went to my grandma's house.

[Emma Bartel @EmBartel]

Really glad I grew out of throwing up every Christmas Eve

[Emma Bartel @EmBartel]

@thegraceiverson Joan. The hero we don't deserve.