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Thought criminal. Resisting Newspeak since 1984.

In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it. - G. Orwell

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You can tell by just looking at #MarthaAndSnoop that their doing it.

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@KaylaChowShow I hope my butt doesn't hurt too nuch after this...

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@KaylaChowShow Why don't we wait to finish the taxes after this romp?

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@KaylaChowShow Oh god please...

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@DavaStarr Quoted from the Book of Esso, chap.1, verses 1-15.

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@HacksawIs Stoned cold killa

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When on fire #IWishFolksWouldStop, drop, and roll.

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#IWishFolksWouldStop defecating in public without cleaning up afterward.

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#IWishFolksWouldStop barking so much and be waggin' more.

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#TheresNoHashtagGameSo put your phone on a tee, golf or baseball work best, and swing.

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#TheresNoHashtagGameSo put your phone in a vice and slowly squish it to pieces.

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#TheresNoHashtagGameSo everyone meet.up on @napster

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@ThatEricAlper The Canadian National Anthem

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#BackInMyDayWe filed a lawsuit to change this hashtag 30-years later to #BackInOurDay.
We lost...

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#BackInMyDayWe had to submit our responses to hashtag games through the U.S. Postal Service.

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#BackInMyDayWe rode bicycles without helmets, against traffic, and started smoking unfiltered Camels in grade school.
#KidsToday vape, if they use tobacco at all, don't ride bikes, and cry if they crash their computer.

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@HacksawIs They aren't even surprised anymore in Alabama...

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@MarieAllOverAg1 Minus 8 months and some 30ish or so days and/or in mommy's tum-tum

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Yay for you DJjr! That's the most people in your lobby at one time since 2017.

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@TurdburglarMr @TeddyFeed The mystery has yet to be solved.
Have you seen them in the same place at the same time?