Bakers old Treehouse

Currently unfollowing most of the accounts I follow and starting again. No offence intended, just trying to make my account usable again.

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#IAintAfraidOf my wife but please don't tell her I said that.

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@prodnose He never recovered from losing his autograph book on the Spurs team coach did he.

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Rest in peace Danny Kelly. A fantastic broadcaster, loved listening to him and Danny B on the radio.
I have a trunk full of audio cassettes of their shows, I
think I'll have to dig them out and have another listen to some radio gold.

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#NewWaysToProtectAnimals
Give them carbon fibre shells.

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#NewWaysToProtectAnimals
Give them a full metal jacket.

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@ChampneyLisa Thanks 😄😀😆

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#OnMyWalkInTheForest I found a trunk.

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@teatime75ghost Thanks 😀😄😆

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#OnMyWalkInTheForest I was caught by the copse.

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@SadlyCatlessToo Thanks 😆😆😆

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@SadlyCatlessToo Thanks 😄😄😄

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@TalkieTags @ubiquitousbdog @DanielAshley13 @TheScottfather @caldmurchfield Thanks 😀😀😀

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My wife follows me with this sign whenever I’m on my bicycle.

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@engineers_feed @NASAAdmin @NASAMoonBase I’ve worked with a lot of book smart people with qualification coming out of their ying yang who can’t bang a nail in or work a tin opener and I’ve also worked with a lot of people who have common sense and practical hands on skills and I know which I prefer.

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#ANewTongueTwisterWouldBe
Billy bought a willy warmer
So he could warm his chilly Willy
But even with a warm willy Billy couldn’t find a filly to thrill his chilly willy.

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@Lori67524785321 Thanks 😄😄😄

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#ANewTongueTwisterWouldBe
Peter Piper packs a poorly proportioned penis
But If Peter Piper packs a poorly proportioned penis
Why are there so many pussies
That Peter Piper porked?

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#ANewTongueTwisterWouldBe
Edward Woodwards wife wanted Edward Woodwards wood but Edward Woodwards wood wouldn't work.

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#ANewTongueTwisterWouldBe
Percy pointed Peter at the porcelain
But Percy's precision was poor
So Peter pissed pee on the floor

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#ANewTongueTwisterWouldBe
Larry liked to lick her but he lacked a liquor licence.