Emile Heskey

Porking out 'cos I can. I'm famous. Also guest star in video The Black Mamba. #GetAtMeBRO. Parody.

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Follow @AndreaPirlol genius on and off the pitch, great parody well worth the follow. #MUSTFOLLOW

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Everybody do us a favour and follow a awesome parody account @BigMartinJol just joint Twitter awesome account.

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@realbarrybannan is now on twitter. Follow this lad.

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@BigJohnTerry P I M motherfuckin' P.

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@piersmorgan who needs Robin Van Perise? Ill run the show up top now.

[Emile Heskey @EmHeskey]

After 14 years its still all new to see myself on Television.

[Emile Heskey @EmHeskey]

Sorry for the absence I promise to keep the fans entertained.

[Emile Heskey @EmHeskey]

People to follow? Ideas.