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[em @EmJackson5]

My dog was sick next to Jake tonight and I don’t think I’ve ever loved her more

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

‘Can I use your Sky Go log in?’

[Erron Gordon @errongordon]

Seeing David Cameron this morning reminded me of this👇🏼

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

It’s like The Holy Trinity of Gobshites.

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

Day in the Life with Suella Braverman ✌🏽👅 #SuellaBraverman

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

I’m not one to mince words at the best of times, but well, brace yourself for my take on Suella Braverman.

Full version here: https://t.co/mggjURvVpO

[Ed Campbell @edcmpbl]

Tamworth? Lost it
Mid Beds? Lost it

It’s the end of the Tories as we know it

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

If Monday were a penguin

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Text exchanges from the BBC and Pundits all over the UK tomorrow

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

Does Lee Anderson think people use foodbanks for lols? I guess the bigger question is does Lee Anderson think?

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

As Rishi Sunak unveils plans to make maths compulsory until age 18, AQA unveils new A-level question:

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

What he said…

Kudos @simonpegg

https://t.co/IVEDHSY0Bx

[Will @wsebag]

HM Treasury: The Autumn Budget

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

To answer some of your questions:
- No I’m not “Rishi Sunak’s cat”
- I live here permanently, politicians are temporary residents
- Some of them very temporary
- I agree, he’s not off to a great start
- No, I’ve not found his wallet. Yet.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Leaving the night out at 1am without telling anyone…https://t.co/wHVQ19cDr9

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me on my me when i’m
way to work at work

[Grace Petrie @gracepetrie]

The guy who has to take the official cabinet photograph again:

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

BREAKING: The Government.