Emma Green

📍Portland, OR // 💼 Dr. Martens // beer me dos long island iced teas s’il vous plaît

[Emma Green @EmJay177]

Coming to terms w the fact that I’m attracted to a good mustache

[zegtineo @zegtineo]

girl dinner this… girl dinner that… what about girl breakfast

[Emma Green @EmJay177]

i had my endometriosis officially diagnosed yesterday through laparoscopy and i actually cried when i came out and my mom told me that they found it and made repairs bc i have like medical imposter syndrome thanks to 10 years of ✨medical trauma✨

[Emma Green @EmJay177]

@nonono_hey_ Never related to anything more in my life

[Emma Green @EmJay177]

the fact that girl scouts don’t make gluten free thin mints is actually making me cry tonight :-)

[Emma Green @EmJay177]

I thought I was double jointed but turns out it’s connective tissue disease ?? wild

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I love saturdays because I get to play my favorite game: how do I sleep in enough that I feel refreshed but not so much that I feel a creeping existential dread and the feeling that I’m wasting my youth

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

That’s my emotional support half melted iced coffee

[Emma Green @EmJay177]

screaming crying throwing up cinnamon coke zero isn’t a thing anymore

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Friend: Have you seen that new TV series everyone likes?
Taurus: Of course and I have many opinions

[Emma Green @EmJay177]

@sarahschauer Speaking from experience, they do not stop you from using it during takeoff…it’s scary but better than shitting yourself😇

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

would love to be a healthy well-rested person but unfortunately I am committed to staying up extremely late and complaining about being tired

[Emma Green @EmJay177]

I’m so easily plagued by motion sickness that I went on a boat 2 days ago and still haven’t recovered

[Emma Green @EmJay177]

feeling extra mentally ill today😇

[Emma Green @EmJay177]

just popped my stress ball and now there are orbeez EVERYWHERE

[Emma Green @EmJay177]

i used a real estate agent through zillow once and even though i bought a condo i still like to browse and…the agent can see how much you look at zillow…apparently🫠

[Emma Green @EmJay177]

@danidalesky4 Thanks!!🥰💜

[Emma Green @EmJay177]

not to toot my own horn, but I just got a promotion and 25% raise after only 7 months🥲 you’re lookin at the new assistant merchandiser for DMs🤩

[Emma Green @EmJay177]

@nonono_hey_ What did you talk about ???? Tf ?,

[Emma Green @EmJay177]

today I tried a franz gluten free bagel and I opened a new pack and toasted one and put butter on it, ate almost the whole thing, and then looked while taking a bite and noticed it was moldy ! Yay !