Kaylee Breyman

[trash jones @jzux]

i can’t be on love island because they’d have to drag me away from the ping pong table

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

i don’t have a type but i do have a very concerning pattern

[L 🇨🇦 @Ann_Hedonia1]

Telling my cat where I’m going and when I’ll be back so she doesn’t worry

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i'd say i am pretty chill as long as i don't get irritated in any form whatsoever

[kat @yslnadi]

female rage is watching the most evil man you ever met deny all the things he's done & pretend he’s a good person

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

when im mad i cross the street without looking

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Can't wait to get really old and drive my car into the side of a Dairy Queen

[Kayla @luv2read13]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

[Mo @fruitpibble]

its Why Did I Do That Wednesday

[hunter @3gpmh]

third base is when i have a panic attack in front of you

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

OCD intrusive thoughts are kind of like having the Impractical Jokers in your ear but they are evil & want you to die

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i heard too many sounds at once and now im a bitch

[Azur/Reker @warnoodle00]

Sometimes the big dog (me) needs a pup cup (25 beers)

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Who else is up and nauseous

[lilium @pukeirl]

I miss every cat I’ve ever met

[Pedigeux @thedarkprowler]

Door dashing a chicken patty sandwich from a middle school

[MACÈO MULAN @maceomulan]

if you're on my page looking for clues, here's one

[🦇 @ih8mybitch]

i’ll block a bitch on spotify

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

‘wyd?’

Me: ‘Nothing’

*Incoming call*