Emily Jones

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Texans: "Let's burn the babies blocks to stay warm."

Ted Cruz: "See ya, losers! It's margarita time!"

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Here’s my statement on today’s violence at the Capitol.

[Emily Jones @EmJemxo]

@UPS I need to speak with someone regarding a package that has not been delivered and now being returned to sender?? How do I get to actually speak with someone other than a machine ?

[Emily Jones @EmJemxo]

@Piscitella85 I’m crying so needed to share

[Mantis @YoungMantis2]

Didn’t work

[Emily Jones @EmJemxo]

@Piscitella85 Yes! Soon enough you’ll be getting paid sponsors, like me !

[Emily Jones @EmJemxo]

Decided to Introduce our 10 day old son JACK to @PardonMyTake today. Picked a pretty good episode. “You tend to like a Jack” @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat

[Emily Jones @EmJemxo]

@LargeBarstool @BarstoolBrkfast @nickmangold @CaptainCons @NewmanShow99 Thanks Large !!

[Emily Jones @EmJemxo]

When your nephews badass jeep you ordered him for Christmas is stuck in the warehouse but then miraculously gets delivered on Christmas Eve. Now let’s hope we can put it together:

[Emily Jones @EmJemxo]

@PFTCommenter @sweden “Its famous for the northern lights which modern science has demonstrated to be nothing more but the sirens of Santa Claus getting a DUI”. How do you come up with this shit 🤣🤣🤣

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Someone in the office just said "what a day" at 9:56am. So that's how today is going.

[Emily Jones @EmJemxo]

@chrissyteigen YOURE A JEOPARDY CLUE TONIGHT !!!!!!

[Emily Jones @EmJemxo]

@PFTCommenter throwing in a “thank you for your service” during today’s episode has me dying and no one seemed to blink an eye at it @BarstoolBigCat

[Emily Jones @EmJemxo]

Celebrating my nephews 3rd birthday tonight. My dad was in charge of the cake....

[Emily Jones @EmJemxo]

@ShannonJones9 Lol yes 🤪

[Emily Jones @EmJemxo]

TT got a new car on Saturday. Can’t wait for him to call Honda and flip out.

[Emily Jones @EmJemxo]

@BarstoolBigCat Me. Every time at the race track when Im waiting to place a bet and hear someone talking up a horse. so i have to throw that horse in all my bets, and it comes in last, every damn time.

[Emily Jones @EmJemxo]

@TheMikeHeld I have always said that!! I have never laughed so hard at any scene.

[Emily Jones @EmJemxo]

@betchesluvthis “Jesus Christ Jonathan, read a f*cking room for once in your life” ☠️☠️☠️