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Dungeon Master. Jas Wife.

[emkato? @EmKatMal]

Catch me going nonverbal because why tf am I enduring mind boggling miscommunications every time I dare open my god forsaken mouth lately

[emkato? @EmKatMal]

If I could drive I’d be unstoppable. Advice for incredibly anxious drivers welcomed.

[emkato? @EmKatMal]

Ever since I got pregnant my sleep schedule has changed entirely and I’m somehow a morning person now, which means I’m waking up at least 4 hours earlier than my husband. This now means he wakes up to several text messages of my morning stream of consciousness. Poor guy.

[DISPEL DICE @dispeldice]

❤️‍🔥 Curse of the Vampire ❤️‍🔥

Unleash the power of the night with the Curse of the Vampire 7-Piece Dice Set!

#dice #dnd #ttrpg

[emkato? @EmKatMal]

PSA: If you’ve never been to a bar before in your life, or I’ll go so far as to say if this is your first day on fucking planet earth, Halloween is not the damn night to go to a bar. What the fuck was that shit?

[emkato? @EmKatMal]

“Omg there is so much pressure to get your life together before you turn 30” every weekend I watch 30+ year olds behave like absolute children and animals. I dare say there isn’t enough pressure.

[emkato? @EmKatMal]

Something-something “brat summer was our roaring 20’s” something-something “the (brat) green light at the end of the dock” is this anything?

[emkato? @EmKatMal]

Texting ChaCha on my vape

[emkato? @EmKatMal]

I keep so many of my judgmental thoughts to myself for the safety of everyone’s feelings and tbh maybe I should just start saying shit out loud again. Fuck y’all

[emkato? @EmKatMal]

To all upcoming fantasy RPGs: please include a ball. I promise we always want a ball. BG3 should have had a ball. Veilguard should have had a ball. Please more fantasy galas and balls in video games in the very near future.

[emkato? @EmKatMal]

Remember when I worked a corporate job and was so depressed that I literally had a sticky note attached to my monitor with a list of reasons to keep going? And when I left that job people acted like I was crazy?

[emkato? @EmKatMal]

Sent over documents and files to get artwork done for not one but two of my D&D characters and an actual mini for one of them after almost 3 years of using a stand-in. Future me is going to be so excited.

[emkato? @EmKatMal]

In 13 days I’ll be on vacation. I can make it.

[mar @jvinxed]

my goat

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Back in this hellscape I guess, needed a good void to scream into

[emkato? @EmKatMal]

“You also quit on insurrection day so I remember the day you left”

[小红豆 @ethor007]

holy shit amazing 😍 #Arcane #Caitvi #ArcaneS2Spoilers #ArcaneSeason2

[emkato? @EmKatMal]

For the past 2 weeks I have found myself lost in thought, zoning out randomly throughout the day. My poor husband will ask “what’s up?” And I will pathetically respond “thinking about Arcane again.”

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(Perusing the Veilguard fanfic on AO3, not finding the specific thing I’m looking for) Fine…I’ll do it myself

[emkato? @EmKatMal]

I would personally like to thank Gareth David-Lloyd (voice of Solas) for his incredible work in the Dragon Age franchise.