Mikey 🧡🩸

he/they.
Stupid Music Enjoyer/Deathmatch Degenerate/Purveyor Of Cheeses

[pink berry @thedarkprowler]

Hey did somebody leave their gallon jug of sweet baby rays in the bathroom

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

At a bowling alley shooting the pins with a rifle

[verygoodshirtstore @__cranston__]

last night during closing shift the new guy hooked up his phone to the speakers and put on lord of the rings. not the soundtrack, the movie.

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

I got banned from /r/ShaolinMonks for asking about forbidden techniques

[rock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount]

You can lead a horse to water… after that, you can use my patented Forced Horse Drink Delivery Funnel

[43% turnt 🇩🇴 @j0sewtf]

for the LGBTQIA+.

INCINERATE BY ELYSIA. LIVE AT @Hellfestdotcom.

[J.P. McDade @jp_mcdade]

Love this one. You set up the folding chairs, toss the kids some popsicles, then witness the arrival of the archangel Azrael.

[Mikey 🧡🩸 @_hoodwinker_]

Enjoying existence

[Drainmaker @TheDrainmaker]

Jay White’s entrance for his first pro wrestling match since March 2025.

THE MF’ING KINGSWITCH. 🔪

[Mikey 🧡🩸 @_hoodwinker_]

Toledo rocks

[Gunnery Sergeant Kabar @GnySgtKabar]

hands down my favorite Jackass bit

[fortunate ramen @FortunateRamen]

watching anime on tubi so fire. that shit be 4:3 and crunchy as fuck as God intended

[Mikey 🧡🩸 @_hoodwinker_]

I'm a fan of this Lio Rush gimmick now, but man it still constantly makes me think of when Larry is turning into a Boogeyman in Don't Look Under The Bed

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

I didn’t tip the tarot reader and they pulled out a card depicting me getting my head blown off by a shotgun

[rune sword @runesword1]

jealous whispers throughout the encampment because i got invited to the masked ball and they didn’t. first off; your name is ‘Rhugol, Bastard of the Twisted Spine’ or some shit, that’s why you’re not invited

secondly, i have the rune sword

[©am @CameronCa23]

“I got bursitis.”

“You got bursitis?”

“Yeah.”

“So that means you gotta play with a horn?”

“… it helps.”

[dick genital @dick_genital]

Johnny Knoxville’s love of “playing with the bulls” is simply the most literal manifestation of Jackass’ entire ethos: the emancipation of the soul from fear of pain

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

*Foghorn Leghorn voice*

I say, I say give me a beat boy and free my soul