Em Kay Bee

Lawyer. Toddler mom. Perpetually exhausted.

[Em Kay Bee @EmKayBee7]

@emilykmay This was legitimately what I was most grateful for after years of constant panic and insanity. Please give us a boring 4 years. And now…I’m not ready. 😞

[thatonemaddy.bsky.social @thatonemaddy]

Watching Gen Z men veer right hits different for Millennials. We lived through Columbine, 9/11, the Iraq War, 2008 crash, 2016 election, covid, abortion bans, & now this. We watched institutions repeatedly fail us while older generations selfishly protected the status quo. 🧵1/

[Em Kay Bee @EmKayBee7]

@LizCGil My neighbor has been flying two full sized Trump flags and 2 American flags for weeks. At least he put away the black American flag he pulled out during impeachment I guess.

[Em Kay Bee @EmKayBee7]

@EliMcCann Vodka looks like water. Close enough for today.

[Em Kay Bee @EmKayBee7]

@KSVesq The best I could find was lo mein.

[Em Kay Bee @EmKayBee7]

@realgirl_fieri And nowhere for me to go to hide. 🙈

[Em Kay Bee @EmKayBee7]

@SassyMetisChick Interesting. I’m not sure if I feel better or worse knowing this. 😂😭

[Em Kay Bee @EmKayBee7]

@strowhiro @officedepot @OfficeMax I’m gonna need a smear test review on these! My TUL collection needs expanding 😄

[Em Kay Bee @EmKayBee7]

@damnitmadeline Well now you must read them “I want to be spaghetti!”

[Em Kay Bee @EmKayBee7]

@realgirl_fieri Yes! And I also don’t know what is out there to buy and am going in blind.

[Em Kay Bee @EmKayBee7]

@llmunro Yep. Found my bio parents via dna testing. Mom had passed, and no one in her family or my bio dad even knew I existed. Records are sealed absent mutual consent registry - but how could they register if they didn’t know I existed?

[Em Kay Bee @EmKayBee7]

@clhubes Bounce house/jungle gym type places that are inside but permit insanity.

[Em Kay Bee @EmKayBee7]

@FloridaManEsq_ And I have opposing counsel throwing a tantrum at my $550 an hour with 10 years experience…🙃

[Em Kay Bee @EmKayBee7]

@michellekaycamp Or hand write it through your iPad in illegible handwriting instead of just editing the word doc. 😖

[Em Kay Bee @EmKayBee7]

@IGoBySteve Have you been arrested yet?

[Em Kay Bee @EmKayBee7]

@realgirl_fieri I have kitchen, bedroom, bathroom, and purse advil. So I concur.

[Em Kay Bee @EmKayBee7]

@realgirl_fieri The hand held Bissel turbo pet thing is way better. But also yes. Hahaha

[Em Kay Bee @EmKayBee7]

@ItsMattsLaw Once doing doc review came across an LLC agreement with a cage match provision if the members were deadlocked. It included pics of the ring. I maintain it should be in every contract.

[Em Kay Bee @EmKayBee7]

@EliMcCann The only other option was playing tomato fetch with the dogs inside. You saved him such a mess. He should be thanking you.