Shoshana

a train lawyer, a lawyer for trains 🚂

[Shoshana @shoshabosh]

@focusfronting (including walking to court in nyc while dragging a trial bag!)

[Shoshana @shoshabosh]

@focusfronting I swapped between naturalizer 27edit haven loafers and Marc Fisher Zala block heels for a monthlong trial and had no problem wearing either pair from like 6am to 9pm

[Shoshana @shoshabosh]

@clapifyoulikeme seems like after whatever this is, Mr. Webster departed Maronick Law, which has maybe the best possible name for this situation if you say it out loud

[Shoshana @shoshabosh]

@clapifyoulikeme apparently this lady moved into (broke into?) a $2.3M home in Bethesda that was in foreclosure, got arrested and went to jail, then went back to the house and now all the neighbors are mad

[Shoshana @shoshabosh]

@clapifyoulikeme Her orders are consistently bangers.

[Shoshana @shoshabosh]

Why are all my tweets about people sending me train tweets

[Shoshana @shoshabosh]

Ask me how many people sent me this tweet. Just ask me.

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

[Shoshana @shoshabosh]

@clapifyoulikeme @ibsroyalty Me too

[Shoshana @shoshabosh]

If I don’t get one of these for my birthday, I’ll know that no one knows the real me.

[Anthony Adragna @AnthonyAdragna]

$279 @Amtrak Trak Suit now available for purchase. https://t.co/Q8stnJABMG

[Shoshana @shoshabosh]

@RobertFreundLaw it looks like he does this a lot, judging by the "Ms. Lopez" artifact

[Shoshana @shoshabosh]

@clapifyoulikeme Not when I prevent him from accessing his favorite spots!

[Shoshana @shoshabosh]

@clapifyoulikeme He has taken back his couchbed from the invader (me)

[Shoshana @shoshabosh]

@clapifyoulikeme because of you i got to have this experience

[Shoshana @shoshabosh]

@amywilson It’s because they were all part of the Pennsylvania Railroad!

[Shoshana @shoshabosh]

@clapifyoulikeme Oh my god

[Shoshana @shoshabosh]

@clapifyoulikeme @jacobtaber He doesn’t identify as Jewish

[Shoshana @shoshabosh]

@jacopocomin @clapifyoulikeme @focusfronting listen I would love to marry a man who would support my desire to have children via surrogate ! Even if he sleeps with other people sometimes!

[Shoshana @shoshabosh]

@clapifyoulikeme As long as we both agree your anger is misdirected!!

[Shoshana @shoshabosh]

@clapifyoulikeme Genuinely do not understand why you’re mad at private attorneys for having access to a resource that makes it easier to sleep and eat and work? Feels like it’d be better to be mad at the state for underresourcing PDs?

[Shoshana @shoshabosh]

@clapifyoulikeme Private criminal lawyers do this too!! The fact that public defenders are not given this small comfort is a travesty. They should ALSO get this benefit.