Emory

venmo: Emory-Turman insta: emoryturman

[Mo @fruitpibble]

computa help me

[temple runner @misscalcula]

i’m pretty chill as far as insane women go

[𝕯𝖆𝛎𝖎𝐝🧘🏾‍♂️ @DavidPattt]

Selecting all images with traffic lights

[Trey @treydayway]

A good sandwich at the right time makes life worth living

[Dadman Standing @dadmann_walking]

due to personal reasons I've decided to become your problem.

[ash @contextmxnster]

you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in

[julia @FOAM1NG]

if i was a bunny. i would thump my foot really hard

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

Just picked up my emotional support animal.

[Skuyler @skuyler_]

Hope we didn’t need that.

~me vacuuming

[demitria @wannabfisherman]

being drunk, showing your friends your breasts, seeing their breasts too, ordering $85 worth of mcdonalds for six people, that is the point.......

[🇧🇪 @zxiniac]

questions to ask if the convo dies

- what colour is your microwave
- is your sister a boy or a girl
- what is your favourite microwave brand
- at what times do you exactly leave your house and where are the exact blind spots in your bedroom
- what colour is your microwave

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive

[Daily Snoopy @DailySnoopys]

snoopy valentine’s lockscreens!! ❤️🩷

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

Be myself? Okay well you're not gonna like it but sure

[gabriela 📚 @chaimartini]

I've read six books in three weeks I also love smoking weed