Emily Rose

I'm a District Nurse, daughter, sister, auntie, mummy! cat lady, bingewatcher of TV, lover of the macabre, and corrector of spelling...

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Every single penny of government expenditure should be independently audited and published for public scrutiny. Because ultimately, government expenditure comes from our money. It’s not government money. It’s taxpayers money.

[Emily Rose @Em_Rose04]

Thank you @CP_UK_Whinfell for my son's Happy Birthday note in our lodge! It was a great surprise and a very lovely personal touch 😁

[Emily Rose @Em_Rose04]

Yes it's all of these things and also fucking incredible #Vanya

[National Theatre Live @NTLive]

Andrew Scott and @SamYates2020 describe Vanya in five words🤭

There's still chance to see the radical adaptation in cinemas worldwide.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Please watch this

It show the absolutely corrupt nature of this Tory administration

Beyond disgraceful

When the Tories are thrown out, the police will be able to investigate this

[Emily Rose @Em_Rose04]

Accurate

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

British meanings of “you look well”

1. You look well
2. You looked particularly bad when we last met and you’ve improved since then
3. You look larger than last time
4. We both know you’re looking unwell but I’m trying to make you feel better about it
5. I can’t remember who you are
6. You’re sunburnt
7. You look incredible but I’m not going to go so far as to actually say that
8. I say this to everyone, regardless of how they look

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

There are currently 15 suspended MPs, all without the whip, due to their scandals…

From sex scandals to bullying scandals to gambling scandals

And yet where is The Sun and every other offshore billionaire baron-owned newspaper to draw our attention to this?

[Emily Rose @Em_Rose04]

Note to self: do not leave cinnamon and Chinese five spice close together in the cupboard. Also, Chinese five spice does not taste good on porridge

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Rishi Sunak has claimed that voters are fine with him spending £50,000 a day on this ridiculously large private jet.

If you aren’t fine, RT and tell him to spend his own £720,000,000.

Where is his pay restraint?

Also like if you want him to f** off.

[Emily Rose @Em_Rose04]

Kindergarten Cop is a film I can't not watch if I come across it on TV

[Dr Dan Goyal @danielgoyal]

Despite all the problems going on at the time, it drew some news attention, including the BBC...

"It found the symptom checkers used by the UK and US were half as likely to advise people to consult a doctor as the systems used in Japan and Singapore."

https://t.co/PmmX0lmxBH

[Emily Rose @Em_Rose04]

Ahmagaaaaaaaad! Yes please. See you at Wembley!

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

EXCUSE ME HI I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY 🙋���♀️ I can’t wait to see so many of you on The Eras Tour next year at these new international dates! Visit https://t.co/EYBevxhQzH for more information on your registrations, pre-sales and on-sales!!

[Otto Von Jizzmark @Ottojizzmark]

GREAT NEWS
My campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this partygate clip and causing any upset to the Conservatives has made great progress I'm now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in @Conservatives so they can see how well we're doing
Thanks

[Emily Rose @Em_Rose04]

@HackneyAbbott Read the actual story before retweeting! This woman knowingly took the pills way past the age of legal abortion. The baby was around 34 weeks and was a healthy baby who would have survived birth. This woman is a murderer. She chose this.

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

Here's the petition calling on Boris Johnson's resignation Dis-Honours List to be BLOCKED

At almost 400,000 signatures now ⬇️

Below ⏬⏬ @38degrees

https://t.co/V3mtn46A2F

[Emily Rose @Em_Rose04]

Feeling personally attacked by my meal deal wispa which I will not be twisting, sealing and saving for later. Who has that kind of will power!?

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Rishi Sunak has claimed that voters are fine with him spending £50,000 a day on this ridiculously large private jet.

If you aren’t fine, RT and tell him to spend his own £720,000,000

I mean what is all that money for if not a private jet?

Also like if you want him to f** off.

[Emily Rose @Em_Rose04]

@JeremyVineOn5 No 🙄

[Emily Rose @Em_Rose04]

@unherd @bindelj No. It's nonsensical to even ask the question 😅