Ember!!

Best dog...good dog!

[Ember!! @EmberTweets4U]

Getting old is hard but Dad says I still have “schwa de veev.” I asked Mom and she said that means I’ve lived long enough that I don’t need to worry about unnunciating my vowels. So. #wnneng

[Ember!! @EmberTweets4U]

I took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that bitch! And also 20% chow. I love chowing! #food #120percenthungry

[Ember!! @EmberTweets4U]

@inactionjax This is fine because I’m still #onthecouch !!

[Ember!! @EmberTweets4U]

I ate watermelon with @inactionjax and I’m so good at it!!! And then the floor tasted good! #unexpectedbonuswatermelonjuice #floor

[Ember!! @EmberTweets4U]

When your friends FINALLY came over after so so long and it was so exciting!! that you just gotta #nap

[Ember!! @EmberTweets4U]

We need to go to New York @csammis and @CourtneySammis!!!

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Squirrels are on the attack in New York City https://t.co/9UiyY5Ta1d

[Ember!! @EmberTweets4U]

I set my butt on fire a little! Now I have the best #smokeytail because of the fire pit!

[Ember!! @EmberTweets4U]

I love fall and ball! And @inactionjax loves those things too! but I loved them first though #ball #squeaking

[Ember!! @EmberTweets4U]

I am so much more graceful than @inactionjax . I only fell off the couch after standing on @CourtneySammis’s kidneys once tonight so far!

[Jax @inactionjax]

Definitely no need to turn your sound on. No snoring here.

[Ember!! @EmberTweets4U]

My @CourtneySammis is running a plastic fork in my fur and saying she’s making “pulled dork,” yum!! #food #food

[Ember!! @EmberTweets4U]

I go through a lot of hair and I’m very good so I help save my people money when I can! #whatevenisthat

[Ember!! @EmberTweets4U]

When you run around outside and then your people are eating ice cream on the couch!! #icecream

[Ember!! @EmberTweets4U]

@sairen42 I did! I told @csammis to be good like that dog, and he was and so I’m the best dog again! #sogood

[Ember!! @EmberTweets4U]

@sairen42 I *am* good! I will help keep your hands busy with pats and belly rubs!

[Ember!! @EmberTweets4U]

Pupdate: @CourtneySammis says I’m a flatumancer!

[Ember!! @EmberTweets4U]

I’m a wizard, hairy! https://t.co/PY8CQnwv2b

[Ember!! @EmberTweets4U]

I’m holidays!

[Ember!! @EmberTweets4U]

IT’S SNOWING! I LOVE SNOW! #snowdog

[Ember!! @EmberTweets4U]

When my people come home! #lovetobehome