Chris

Senior software engineer at Garmin, 3D printing enthusiast, reader, board gamer, kitchen-things-knower. @[email protected]

[Chris @csammis]

@AlisaDuncan In fairness it is a sentence which has broad application in Russia

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@thekccurrent Had to hoof it out of a tomb tour before full time so we didn’t start cheering right there lol

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9:50 AM Monday in Korea and we’re crowding around a phone with @thekccurrent

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@AlisaDuncan Canned bubble tea?? Sounds like a trick, how can this be real

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@sairen42 Me, looking at the temperature: I’ll go and finally weed the front walk because it’s nice out

The Humidity: lol

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@FriendlyBobA @shawmissionpost +1 for this. Straight and simple question.

[Chris @csammis]

Recipe for dumpling sauce:

Soy sauce
Lime juice
Ginger juice
Dried shallot
Sesame oil
Brown sugar
Red pepper flakes

Put ingredients in front of you and then put them into a small bowl until the combination is pleasing.

Do not add too much! Result may not be pleasing.

[Kansas Blue Blood @BlueBloodsBlue]

*JOHN BROWN INTENSIFIES*

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@EmberTweets4U owned by my own dog

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@sl_huang Every time I click the link Twitter tells me the page doesn’t exist. Maybe can’t be done from mobile browser?

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

The Bear is a prime dramedy about a Chicago Italian beef joint https://t.co/CHvjDYIf43

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@michaelpricedev @CelesAtXbox ¿Por que no los…tres?

[Racheline Maltese @racheline_m]

Cis people: I need you to understand (and help others understand) that “the trans debate” is NOT relevant “to only a small number of people” but to everyone. Thread below for why:

(This is focused on cis women, but cis dudes I need you to listen too. You are also in danger.)

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@seacaptainpolls Yes and a terrible one at that

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@michaelpricedev Also: mandatory retirement from elected positions after the age of <some reasonable number> and/or more term limits. Fuck this eternal gerontocracy bullshit.

[Johnson County Post @JohnsonCntyPost]

This Lenexa software engineer has found ‘creative outlet’ 3D printing miniature figurines and dioramas https://t.co/Ea3J8DMIt9

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Found this little “security” screw alongside three normal Phillips in our Cuisinart ice cream maker while opening it to fix a messed up gear. Product makers: don’t do this. C’mon people. #righttorepair

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It’s been a minute - here’s a progress update on my #botw #diorama! Bokoblins have set up camp, Lizalfos and Moblin are guarding the area, and the shrine is getting close to done. Next stop: lighting

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1,453 days after *this* tweet, we got the 2022 Olympics Swedish mens short routine set to the same Disturbed song. A plateau in musical progression, hmm

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1,443 days after this tweet, we got the 2018 Olympics French pairs free skate set to Disturbed. Getting closer! https://t.co/i1uPYuV24K