Jeff Randall

YE CANNAE KID A KIDDER! I write a a bit, read a bit, spraff some pish, watch the Hibs! Scottish Republican who despises Tories but does not hate the English!

[Jeff Randall @EmbraJeff]

#BBCSPOTY relegated to a Tuesday Night?
That’s cos it’s now officially utter shite…
the death knell clangs loud and clear, what once was good is nowhere near!
RIP #BbcSport

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@ScotNational What’s the poundshop alpha-male bigot been up to now?

[Jeff Randall @EmbraJeff]

@ScotNational No, but if you swapped the word ‘witch’ with a word that rhymes with ‘hunt’ (that absolutely doesn’t begin with the letter ‘c’ as that would be rude and we mustn’t upset the fascist fantasists & fuckwits) then yes, bingo!

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@itvpeston @SuellaBraverman @AnushkaAsthana @ITV That vile #ToryScum obscenity, as all @Conservatives are, purports to be a politician but here we are. Evil is as evil does!

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@OVOEnergy DM sent.

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@OVOEnergy Absolutely fucking appalling excuse for customer service. 3 1/2 hour phone call for the square root of fuck-all. Fucking incandescent with rage here big time. Useless bastards, & in case it needs saying: Avoid with as many bargepoles you can find. NOT RECOMMENDED!

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@OVOEnergy Because of your sloppy approach I am without electricity…frozen items ruined, no heating, no lighting, no nothing. An abject disgusting disgrace. All because your amateur circus can’t get its act together. Well done you.

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I know I’m in the minority with this but I can’t abide the fuckin Haka nonsense irrespective of whatever team is performing what, for me, is a clownish cringey embarrassment. Get a fuckin grip and get on with the rugby… #Scotland v #Tonga #RugbyWorldCup

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@joncoopertweets Looks like it’s all gone tits up for Ms Beoorish?

[Jeff Randall @EmbraJeff]

Q. How shite are @ITVSport/@STVSport streaming platforms?

A. As shite as the ubiquitous, irritating talent/charisma vacuum @SusanCalman+ads & the #low-rent #RugbyWorldCup coverage (specifically, replacing full-match replays with piss-poor amateur 7min highlights.)
#Embarrassing

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@SuzieWo20886208 @davidsavs1 At the risk of appearing disenguously pedantic, looks like someone spelt ‘English’ wrong…again!
The Celts get saddled with what the English want, the devil is in the detail. And we all know the devil is a fascistic @Conservatives obscenity!

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@IanMurrayMP Another one found in the wild… shameless!

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@Douglas4Moray There’s brassnecked and there’s brassnecked as fuck…

[Jeff Randall @EmbraJeff]

Better team won, no complaints, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿clinical, professional & frankly devastating with no little talent all well set up…that’s the level we should be aspiring for.
FT at Hampden:
@ScotlandNT 1-3 @England

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I’m a Scottish person watching a @ScotlandNT football match being broadcast from the Scottish city of Glasgow in my house which is in, aye…you guessed right, Scotland.
Apropos of all of this, computer says Naw! You have to laugh…

[Jeff Randall @EmbraJeff]

@ScotlandNT’s deficit halved by virtue of an own goal by the much maligned scapegoat of the month, the increasingly beleaguered & boo-boy target Harry Maguire. Scotland revitalised but tbh I genuinely feel for the lad, not hard to interpret his body-language.
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿1-2🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (69mins)

[Jeff Randall @EmbraJeff]

Fuck!
2 goals in as many minutes see England take a deserved lead…
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿0-2🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (Foden 32mins, Rashford 35mins)
Need to up it Scotland, and pronto!

[Jeff Randall @EmbraJeff]

Getting the same kind of optimistic anticipation for tonight’s version of the 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿#AuldEnemy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 clash since I was a kid/teenager raised on the annual Home Internationals in the 70s & 80s. Been a long time, hard to call. Heart says @ScotlandNT 2-1 @England, pragmatic head says 1-1.

[Jeff Randall @EmbraJeff]

@msm_monitor Ah yes, Andrew Kerr…the poundshop Anderson Cooper. Just another forelock tugging @BBCScotlandNews House-Jock guising as a serious journalist. Best ignored!

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@gracebrod1e @TomWard26061987 Please say her bridesmaids were named Faith & Hope…
All kidding aside, nice to see something like this pop up. I’ll echo others who have extended congrats to the newly-weds…and wish them well.