Supreme Leader

You can’t prohibit genius

[Supreme Leader @EmbryJohnson35]

My Christmas List
- Get ass
-Make bank
- Drive a Range Rover

[Supreme Leader @EmbryJohnson35]

I took a bad bitch to Hot Topic and bought her the WHOLE STORE

[Supreme Leader @EmbryJohnson35]

Eat shit, @markwahlberg

[Supreme Leader @EmbryJohnson35]

Drinking 13 beers and going down to the river to pray

[Supreme Leader @EmbryJohnson35]

Fuck you, Jimmy Fallon

[Supreme Leader @EmbryJohnson35]

You either die a hero or live long enough to start abusing stimulants at your food service job

[Supreme Leader @EmbryJohnson35]

Hantavirus this, hantavirus that, hanta brother get some god damn free healthcare and legalized sex work up in this mf

[Supreme Leader @EmbryJohnson35]

I want a word with this “Jeff Epstein” fella. Seems like a real bad apple from what i’ve seen.

[Supreme Leader @EmbryJohnson35]

Austin’s 6th street will have you meeting people John Lennon couldn’t fkn imagine

[Nateinthewild | Nate Luebbe @nateinthewild]

If u want to defund this ur a little bitch

[Supreme Leader @EmbryJohnson35]

Pee Harvey Oswald

[Supreme Leader @EmbryJohnson35]

Drank an entire gallon of @Chilis classic margarita and pissed myself at the JFK assassination museum in Dallas,TX .

[Supreme Leader @EmbryJohnson35]

It’s your duty on St. Pats day to kill as many redheads at possible

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[Supreme Leader @EmbryJohnson35]

When is the cutoff between taking DayQuil and NyQuil? I feel like the start of happy hour thru 8pm is kind of a gray area time where you get to mix both.

[Supreme Leader @EmbryJohnson35]

Jeffrey Epstein is alive, he’s sleeping on the floor of my office. His phone is on and it’s been replaying the same tiktok for 45 minutes

[Supreme Leader @EmbryJohnson35]

Is Joe Biden still alive?

[Supreme Leader @EmbryJohnson35]

You should be able to buy a gun at Home Depot

[Matt’s Idea Shop @MattsIdeaShop]

It’s strange, isn’t it? Friends—the harmless little sitcom about six attractive people who never seem to work—just happened to debut at the exact moment Frasier, a far more successful, far more sophisticated show, was dominating American culture. And yet, overnight, the cultural conversation shifted. Why? Almost no one asks that question. But when an inferior product suddenly eclipses a superior one, you’re looking at coordination, not coincidence. It’s almost as if Friends wasn’t just a show… it was a strategy. A bright, noisy distraction designed to smother Frasier’s influence and make sure Dr. Crane’s ideas—his actual thinking—never reached the broader public. Strange. Very strange.

[Supreme Leader @EmbryJohnson35]

Drink 4 more modelos?? 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Supreme Leader @EmbryJohnson35]

What does the Lion do when faced with suicidal ideation??