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October is all candy corn and pumpkin patches until you’re driving home from work listening to Godspeed on a Sunday night.

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@ABailey27BSU @MarinerCoug @MarinersMayhem @TridentTrue It’s almost like their leadoff hitter Brendan Donovan has been hurt recently and that’s why they moved JP from 9th to leadoff lol. They have him at 9th in an ideal lineup to turn the lineup over but can bat leadoff in a pinch cause he sets the table.

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@ABailey27BSU @MarinerCoug @MarinersMayhem @TridentTrue Raley has him beat by 3 points and is outpacing his career OBP numbers while JP is below his career averages because he’s been hitting for more power than usual. Raley is a guy you want in the middle of the lineup to drive in runs, Crawford can’t do that. Hence leading off.

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@ABailey27BSU @MarinerCoug @MarinersMayhem @TridentTrue Don’t really care whether it’s a hit or a walk. If he gets on base 34% of the time in front of the big bats that’s all that really matters.

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Side quested so hard last night I woke up to a text from Mormon missionaries with precise details about church this Sunday. Tried to send a picture of my morning coffee as de facto repellent. #RIPHarambe

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I am the Mitch Hedberg of Venmo captions. If you leave your settings on public I will make your immediate family question the people you associate yourself with.

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Dallas Airport bars will make you wanna go to the JFK Assassination site and demand a reenactment. #HookEm

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@Underdog .

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Just bought 3 bottles of Jägermeister at an Alabama liquor store. I am delinquent on child support payments, truly exhilarating.
#ThomasMassie

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Spirit airlines dying is the saddest moment of my life. I had the pleasure of flying Spirit one time. I was seated next to a Mexican gentleman who was blacked out, he proceeded to take a 2 hour brewski snooze then get arrested upon landing. Greatest day of my life.

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@Deviante00 @MLBTheShow lol haven’t spent any money on packs and I’ve pulled Ohtani, Judge and Lindor. You’re due.

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@EmbryJohnson35 @Chilis Sources have confirmed. This is in fact your best work.

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Barqs Root Beer is one of the finest displays of human innovation known to man. Every time you crack one of them puppies open it tastes like you’re a kid who doesn’t have to pay taxes and has caffeine to boost your present day adult self. Tremendous.

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Tripped and fell walking down the street this morning and was immediately hit with a 6 7 emote by a nearby high school kid. This is the dystopian state of a crumbling empire.

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@aDumbWhiteGuy @DKSportsbook Word

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@aDumbWhiteGuy @DKSportsbook lol I had it too but it would’ve only been a couple hundred, still would’ve been really nice.

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@TypicalBlakk @jvd0730 @BleacherReport Yea well Brandon Miller wasn’t available when Scoot was picked because Charlotte already took him. It’s the equivalent of saying facts over feelings Wemby is better. Scott is going to take big strides with guys like Jrue and Dame in his ear.

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Oregon cyclists are the last semblance we have of the Wild West. They don’t give a damn about their own or anyone else’s safety, they don’t give a damn about the beaten path, they’ll make their own.