Mister Emcee

Þæs ofereode, þisses swa mæg

[Mister Emcee @EmceeMister]

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[cide @lawsofsacae]

scientific community: “teens need 8/9 hours of sleep”
schools: “uh-huh”
sci comm: “and their brains don’t fully work until 10 am”
schools: “ye”
sci comm: “after a week of 6-hour nights of sleep they are equivalent to being drunk”
schools: “wake up at 6:30 and do hw for 5 hours”

[Mister Emcee @EmceeMister]

Passive voice, y’all. https://t.co/D7Ye978SRi

[NighDoLámhaNic @NiamhNic]

I hadn't thought about this much before, but, damn...

[Mister Emcee @EmceeMister]

The student has become the master…of dad jokes. https://t.co/DZ64w7YdKb

[Ben Towle @ben_towle]

Daughter hit me w. a solid riddle:

What's dif. b/t a cat & a comma?

Cat has claws at end of its paws.

Comma has pause at end of clause.

[Mister Emcee @EmceeMister]

Happy Holidays! https://t.co/x5ESYB7rEp

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Reports of his death, etc. https://t.co/ooCLPeMt8O

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Why we read. https://t.co/ULKawXI0R0

[Alanna @AliHeartsBooks]

This poem @halseanderson created using letters she was sent in response to Speak stuck with me #NationalPoetryDay https://t.co/B76oNVCty7

[Mister Emcee @EmceeMister]

And I thought Comic Sans was bad. https://t.co/rX5BGyGOo0

[Haggard Hawks 🦅📚 Words | Language | Etymology @HaggardHawks]

Mediaeval scribes invented this bizarre Latin sentence as a joke to show just how difficult Gothic text could be to read.

[Mister Emcee @EmceeMister]

Happy essay grading day! (Every day) https://t.co/II3mjXL25W

[Christine Ma 馬安安 @mschristinema]

I can't NOT acknowledge #NationalPunctuationDay! How will you celebrate? I am copyediting! #amediting #woohoo #EveryDayIsPunctuationDayForMe

[Mister Emcee @EmceeMister]

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[XKCD Comic @xkcdComic]

Fashion Police and Grammar Police https://t.co/gIKrdy55zp https://t.co/ypMjHyqvG3

[Mister Emcee @EmceeMister]

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[Anicca Harriot, PhD🔬 @13adh13]

I calculated the angle of my dab.
How's your Friday going?

[Mister Emcee @EmceeMister]

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[UCL European Institute @UCL_EI]

"Every man is...part of the main" Donne 1642. Read just on its own terms, it still is wondrous. thanks @holdengraber

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