So, someone sent me this story and it's still on the trending discussion.
Guy man and his girlfriend were doing long distance relationship.
He was in Lagos, babe was in Abuja.
One day, babe came to Lagos to visit him.
Everybody was happy.
She met his flatmate and another close friend of theirs, a married man who lived elsewhere.
They all hung out together.
No issues.
One Saturday morning, everybody was at home gisting when this married friend exchanged numbers with the babe.
Nothing suspicious.
Her boyfriend was right there when it happened, because the number was exchanged for an entirely different reason.
Life continued.
Almost one year later, my guy announced to his friends:
"Omo, I wan marry this babe."
Everybody was happy for him.
Except Mr. married man.
Married man cleared his throat.
"Hmm. Before you do anything, I need to confess something."
Everybody became quiet.
He looked at guy man and said:
"I don knack your babe before ooo."
Ah.
Guy man nearly thought it was a joke.
"When?"
"How?"
The married man explained.
Apparently, after collecting her number that day, he saved it and completely forgot about it.
Months later, he wanted to call another hookupian that he knew who happened to have the same name with guy man's girlfriend.
He mistakenly called guy man's girlfriend.
When he realised he had called the wrong person, instead of ending the conversation...
Uncle decided to play along.
One conversation became another conversation.
Then he invited her to Lagos.
And madam came.
She reportedly spent FOUR DAYS.
Guy man quietly cancelled the wedding plans.
The funny part?
He didn't quarrel with the friend.
According to the person who sent me the story, they're still very, very cool till today.
Sometimes, the person bringing you this type of bad news isn't necessarily your enemy.
Na your savior.
Even if e chop your woman.
At least, e save you from marrying an olosho 😂.
End.
“He that trains a graduate in university is also a graduate. My wife is a graduate, so if you speak English better than me, I will bring out my wife.”😭😂
— Pastor Odumeje