Emery

HS dropout → 🇺🇸 Paratrooper → 🐰 PB bunny → 🎓 Princeton ’30 | Twitch Partner 🎮 | History nerd 📚 | ✨Chronic yapper✨ | Welcome to the Cult 🕯

[Emery @EmeryEXP]

Someone well-versed in Cat behavior needs to explain why this little shit will try and take a chunk out out of my ankles, and then immediately cuddle up with me like nothing happened 😒😂

[Emery @EmeryEXP]

Remember how I said I will succeed because I am insane?
Anywayyyyy I am super proud to announce that I graduated with highest honors and committed to attend Princeton University with a full ride…. on the same day.
Jumpy Girls stay winning 🦅🦅🦅🫡

[Emery @EmeryEXP]

Graduation dress reveal 💀

[Emery @EmeryEXP]

The fact that this happens daily. 😂 So you’re telling me I look younggggggg????? 🫶🏻💅

[Emery @EmeryEXP]

I’ve become a a substack person. I fear it had to happen eventually 💀

[Emery @EmeryEXP]

It’s a real bad time to own a car that requires premium and a diesel truck 😭 The sexual tension between me and the Toyota dealership lately….

[Emery @EmeryEXP]

It is not natural for a creator to submit to their creations.

[Miamitoehead65 @gjjemhunter]

@GiaMMacool Most women absolutely refuse to submit to the authority of a man. Any man.
This blatant disrespect is why most men avoid women today.

[Emery @EmeryEXP]

Do it 💅

[Emery @EmeryEXP]

1 reply and I fight this MFer

[Emery @EmeryEXP]

If you have a 401k/ IRA just…. Don’t look at it. 😭😭😭

[Emery @EmeryEXP]

Omg look. My homework is about you tonight 🫶🏻💀

[Emery @EmeryEXP]

I literally only pay for premium so I can shitpost in community notes tbh

[Emery @EmeryEXP]

Side quest announcement! Published poetry? 👀

[Emery @EmeryEXP]

Don’t even need AI for propaganda. Yall getting ate the fuck up by a bunch of War Thunder footage 💀💀💀💀

[Emery @EmeryEXP]

Every day, I am more thankful that my DD214 blanket protects me from having to go to war in a time where the IEDs fucking chase you 💀

[Emery @EmeryEXP]

And here we have the ball of fuzz keeping me from losing my grip on reality and having a generational crash out

[Emery @EmeryEXP]

I’m out here checking school’s instagram stories like they’re gonna tag me to tell me I got in 💀

[Emery @EmeryEXP]

New fan of the PWHL? Free streaming hockey! Fun fact the Sirens official call and response is the SpongeBob WEE WOO meme. So like. What’s not to love 🫶🏻

[PWHL @thepwhlofficial]

So many new friends! 🎉

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