Mahala

Days late, dollars short. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for.

[Mahala @EmiWTX]

@DallasWings We, the fans, just want you to know that we are SUPER BUMMED to hear this!

[Nassim Nicholas Taleb @nntaleb]

The Sam Bankman-Fried Affair in one Tweet.
He (illegally) gambled with his customers' funds, but (by his own admission) never thought the market would experience a tail event, so he believed the strategy was safe & customers would be OK, nobody wd know.
He needs to be behind bars

[Mahala @EmiWTX]

@matt_levine absolutely a slytherin and I need to know it and call for it otherwise I do evil shit

[Mahala @EmiWTX]

@schellbrewer @BrewersAssoc Definitely caught covid at CBC. Worst part was that I had no idea until I got home, potentially exposing many. Walking around with mild symptoms for 3 days, thought throat was sore from so much talking. So sorry, friends.

[Mahala @EmiWTX]

@pfisd Thank you

[Mahala @EmiWTX]

@pfisd Is school still out for students and staff on April 15? Or are you using it as a bad weather makeup day? Thanks.

[Mahala @EmiWTX]

Words of wisdom from the 22yo-- "You can't wait until things are perfect. You can't wait until things are good. You can't even wait until things are ok." (regarding my neglected yoga practice)

[Mahala @EmiWTX]

The people are being left on our own to forage for water. We need water distribution, we need info. We need door to door water distribution. @FEMA where are you? If not now, WHEN?

[Mahala @EmiWTX]

@AustinWater @FEMA @GovernorAbbot @MayorAdler @GregCasar where are we supposed to get water? @HEB is out.

[Mahala @EmiWTX]

@GregCasar @AustinWater Yes, @GregCasar, I know your office is repping D4 hard, we appreciate. But beyond politics we need actual info. @AustinWater, please tell us what to expect.

[Mahala @EmiWTX]

@AustinWater @GregCasar our block has no water suddenly in Windsor Hills, 78753. Any information on why or what to expect?

[Federico Guevara @federeserve]

aren’t you glad that you don’t live in a time where if you got bit by a fox you’d just have to wait it out & see if you died

[Mahala @EmiWTX]

“I mean, is anyone really good at seeing things and *not* looking the other way? ... That sounds like some critical theory mumbo jumbo to me.” -@federeserve

[Mahala @EmiWTX]

“I like that my Twitter is just a conversation between the two of us about things we’ve already said.” -@federeserve

[Mahala @EmiWTX]

“As much as I talk about how being a medieval peasant would be cool, I would lose it. I would have to overthrow a pope every few years just to keep it fresh & fun.” -@federeserve

[Mahala @EmiWTX]

“Nothing’s funny anymore when you put it on Twitter.” -@federeserve