emily

[emily @Emiily_Anderson]

I thought the first two seasons of You were good, but now I’m on season 3 or 4 or whatever and it’s just too much and I don’t like it anymore

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

It sure would be a lot easier to treat my ADHD if I didn’t have ADHD.

[emily @Emiily_Anderson]

@lil_epii Blame being a woman lol, my scale will give my bf consistent measurements no matter where it is but the other night it weighed me between 129-134 depending on where we put it down in my STUDIO APARTMENT🙃

[emily @Emiily_Anderson]

Jk I love him

[emily @Emiily_Anderson]

This dog is fucking adorable but I’m starting to think I’m a cat person cuz he can be so fkn annoying too 😩

[emily @Emiily_Anderson]

Bad decision 🤷🏼‍♀️

[UFC @ufc]

THE BIGGEST WIN OF @SUGASEANMMA'S CAREER!! 🍬 #UFC280

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

orange cats may be obtuse, but they sure are acute

[emily @Emiily_Anderson]

@calebsaysthings Knowing all the state capitals was a significant part of my personality in elementary and middle school, so yes, you may approach me in public and ask me what the capital of vermont is, but that's it.

[༻𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐡༺ @mishricci]

People will be like "nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped" and then post a picture of their boyfriend

[emily @Emiily_Anderson]

Eating regular meals, going for runs, waking up at 4:30am to go practice jits?! Who am I?

[emily @Emiily_Anderson]

Eh

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

ICE COLD FACT: 💎

[emily @Emiily_Anderson]

@dweekss Me every time I have to walk into a grocery store

[emily @Emiily_Anderson]

@Loeybug The men who get mad at women for making generalizations about men being creepy (cuz we’ve all been creeped on more times than we can count) are usually the same guys saying shit like “all women do is lie, cheat, and manipulate” cuz the got their heart broken in the 6th grade 🙄

[emily @Emiily_Anderson]

I got a pair of shoes and a flannel at goodwill for $15 and I got in my car and was like “damn, goodwill is expensive”

[emily @Emiily_Anderson]

@jaboukie I live less than 2,000 feet away from a Great Lake and I have never called it "pop" in my life

[J.Exe @FileJExe]

@hourly_shitpost