I spent 17K on Taylor Swift tickets and I gave them to a homeless family. They’re now asking me how to get to the concert and if there will be food. I’m a little sick of people not appreciating what they have.
As the rain batters an already depressed Los Angeles population and the flooding and chaos ensue I enjoy watching the people who have children struggle to pick them up from school. Long lines of cars in floods while i sip my coffee childless and free. Namaste.
Do I think China was spying on us long before any balloons?
Probably
Do I think that there’s a chance it’s not even Chinese and everyone’s a liar and it’s some sort of conspiracy?Possibly
Do I feel better when something I don’t understand gets shot down with a rocket?
Always
My God, first the Chinese use Tik Tok to weaponize the queerness of our own children against us, then they come at us with balloons?!
Wait, is this just a surprise party am I reading this wrong?
Remember when TV wasn’t political and everyone kept that shit to themselves? That was when people were not as divided and could actually put that stuff aside. Now you go to a major network and they basically are political argument shows. Enough. Everybody needs to chill!
You spend all this time building a following on these apps and they keep moving the goal post in. An inoffensive joke pulled for “bullying and harassment.” Bullshit apps that get rich off of our free content then act like hall monitors.
I had to run into Target for some last minute Christmas things. Everyone kept assuming I worked there. I finally asked a guy “Is it because I’m wearing a red polo?” He said “Naw. It’s because your eyes are sad.”