Dumbelina

merely vibing, and flirting my way to retirement.

[Dumbelina @EmiliaBromagna]

Yeah No Yeahs, a Yeah Yeah Yeahs cover band from the Midwest.

[Dumbelina @EmiliaBromagna]

Every day I wake up I remember I’m one day closer to two things I can barely contain myself about. And one of them is the season 2 premier of Heated Rivalry.

I am but a simple girl 🥰

[Dumbelina @EmiliaBromagna]

For the fucking life of me, I can’t remember why I ever wanted to be an adult. What was I even thinking

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Overheard at the bar: how dare you charge me for the things I asked for

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Overheard at the bar: So recently we’ve come into some kazoos

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I miss when I would tweet funny haha things that I overheard at the bar. Most of what I overhear now makes my fucking skin crawl and it’s kinda heartbreaking 😔

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Being snarky online isn’t enough; I genuinely need someone to pull me apart like soft bread so I can finally and fully dissociate for a hot fucking second.

[Dumbelina @EmiliaBromagna]

STEPHEN. MARIE. MUTHAFUGGIN. COLBERT 🔥👏🔥👏🔥

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Goddamn, Seth Rogan 😮‍💨

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They should’ve kissed and swapped mouth guards like they were gum

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I just called out a cop for being a hall monitor in the old market and he told me to get a life. High school doesn’t end, it just changes fonts apparently

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All my friends are fucking feral and wanting me to go out while I’m mourning my dog still. This must be what purgatory feels like.

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In a world actively being stripped of joy and the will to live, they go and put the daily mini behind a fucking paywall 🤬

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@NYTGames, baybee gurl, we’ve got some things to talk about. What’s the protocol for locking people out from your (usually free access) mini crossword on the literal free app??

[Dumbelina @EmiliaBromagna]

Seems I’m officially to the point where the only non work activity I can afford is napping.

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Ohh my lil nugget, a hundred lifetimes would never have been enough. But our 13 years together were exactly what I needed. Rest easy, sweet girl. You deserve it 💜💜💜

[Dumbelina @EmiliaBromagna]

The first time coming home after your dog won’t be there is a fucking trip in the worst way 😔

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@drewshuck I assume someone that used to be on the yearbook committee that has an axe to grind

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@freak_iero_ Ummm we don’t. Some of us actually die instead sometimes.

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RIP Anthony Bourdain, you would’ve fucking loved Zohran Mamdani 🖤

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Beige flag: lemon lime Gatorade as your default flavor