Emily

This is for my amusement not yours. 30s and married. I answer all DMs. You may not like the answer.

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@BowTiedCFI And like an idiot, posts his dangerous incompetence for all to see.

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@SteveNomadic The fact the airline and the aviation authority doesn’t seem upset about any of this raises a lot of questions about safety in South Africa.

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@MCCCANM So every time my travel office hates me and I ride on United they taxi single engine. How much harder does that make it in say a 757 (I only fly single myself)

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@RossyPrime Nah. My family is smart enough to not bother the police legally fulfilling their duties.

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Apparently, it’s offensive to say you wear an Autism Awareness scrub cap for the reason of “I work with Epic”.

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Boss: why are you in surgery on a Sunday

Me: love of the game.

Apparently that isn’t the right answer.

Real answer: I won at Top Golf yesterday. So I guess it wasn’t a complete lie.

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As an Epic trainer I’m not supposed to be the person who catches a CRNA is grossly incompetent. I’ve just read enough to say something when I think someone is killing someone.

They hate it more when you are right.

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@MCCCANM GPS jamming doesn’t cause a crash in VMC.

-1800hr TT

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@yoke_and_puck @flightradar24 They don’t wanna pay the bribes on the ground

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@_sn_n Get a better job. There are plenty out there.

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@aviationbrk Miscalculated weight?

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@adler6606 @aviationbrk The 777 has had an excellent record over a long history of service.

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@therealrayra @Turbinetraveler lol

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@Turbinetraveler Windsock looks dead and spoilers didn’t trigger I have a lot of questions.

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@JamieBonkiewicz You failed statistics.

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@sarrah_bellus lol what

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@Ryan_Parkerrr Yes

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@raefejenkins Riiight

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@KhanSaba1278 Your neighbor in South Asia?

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Apparently, the correct answer to “do we even have a clinic in that hospital?” Is not “I don’t know, but everyone is very friendly.”