Things I hope will be so normalized, my future daughter won’t think twice about them:
1. Political leaders who are not straight white males
2. Equal pay
3. Dresses with pockets
America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.
The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.
I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.
I will be celebrating the end of quarantine by riding a gator while a top-notch animatronic Tiana sings “Almost There” at me amidst a night 1920s restaurant scene right before I’m dropped down a water slide.
We're thrilled to share Splash Mountain at @Disneyland & @WaltDisneyWorld will be completely reimagined with a new story inspired by an all-time favorite @DisneyAnimation film, “The Princess and the Frog.” Learn about what Imagineers have in development: https://t.co/HyKfdDSH3j
“She’s got it in the bag and she KNOWS it! And I LOVE it! I am here for it! I’m entering 2020 with Hannah Ann energy! I’m Hannah A don’t need NO Hannah B!”
#BachelorQuoteswithChris
Rose ceremony:
“Oh yeah VP! You go hunny!”
“Ooooo girl what are you wearin”
“Hush you’re getting a rose and you know it!”
“Hell ya hell ya she a cutie”
“Ok it should be a qualification you have at least one full eyebrow”
#BachelorQuoteswithChris
Chris: All the girls on The Bachelor are pretty, but you have one thing they don’t.
*Me think he’ll see something sweet*
Chris: you’re not currently out on visitation.